iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Very, Very Busy: BEING ENTERTAINED

I am listening to this hilarious NQ conference call, while reading Muddy Waters rebuttals on Twitter. Suffice it to say, I am entertained. One of my favorite quotes from the call is “Hold on a second Sir, we are translating into Chinese.”

On a side note, the window cleaners are here and wreak of cigarette smoke and coffee. I literally want to kill them.

Markets look fine; but my stocks look like cancer.

I’m up 0.4% so far.

Oh, one more thing before I go: stop referring to your investment forays as “battles” and “wars”. You’re just a bunch of jackasses with down stocks.

Thanks.

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10 comments

  1. flyaway17

    TREX wow, up more than $6, there’s your proof in homebuilding rebound.

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  2. kdog

    Window cleaners?

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  3. budh

    Window cleaners need cigs and coffee to keep going.

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  4. denizen

    If it weren’t for coffee and cigarettes I’d have nothing for breakfast.

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  5. one-eighty

    Are they reeking havoc?

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  6. wstn_saga

    Coffee and Cigarettes…Reminds me of an X girl friend

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  7. wstn_saga

    Coffee and Cigarettes…Reminds me of an X girl friend

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