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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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HAND IN THE KEURIG–BALLIN’

Have you ever been so tired that you put your hand into a steaming stream of black coffee, just to see how hot it felt? Between working out at the gym, building muscles for offensive purposes, betwixt with the responsibilities of being a top notch manager of capital, fatigue has reared its hideous face at The House of Fly. To combat such demons, I’ve been drinking excessive quantities of coffee, extra black and without sugar.

Earlier on today, fatigue attacked me when I least expected it, so I placed my hand under the Keurig coffee device and let her coffee stream upon my naked hand as if it was a glass of water. After doing so, I drank the coffee and played a game of chess.

After the close, ANGI got poleaxed into the dirt on an earnings miss. I would not chase her down into the grave just yet. Give it a day or two before contemplating the bounce.

I still believe, rather emphatically, I will make Liberace type gains in BALT, MODN, NSTG and ALJ. Although I am fully aware of the fact that all companies, with exception to BALT, might disappoint this quarter during earnings. Nevertheless, “The Fly” aka MR. CAPRICORN, King of the Sea-Goats, marches on–with hands of clay and muscles saturated with creatine.

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21 comments

  1. charlie

    I sense a triple digit year for you senor.

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  2. xxxhuggiebearxxx

    I told you about ANGI. Best steer clear of that one…

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    • The Fly

      You told me shit, motherfucker, as I was the one who booked profits at $25 and have avoided it ever since.

      KNOW YOUR PLACE.

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      • xxxhuggiebearxxx

        So Angry, Damn! Coffee and Teste Injections are gettin to you!

        Yes I know you got out….like a cat sensing danger, no doubt.

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        • xxxhuggiebearxxx

          This place is starting to take on the tone of a Jersey Meathead Gym.

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  3. jules

    Try increasing your water intake. The coffee will burn you out.

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  4. tradercaddy

    So with that new physique, do you have to consult with Jason Treau (I think that was his name) for new clothes?

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  5. green machine

    Fly, ease up on the keurigamijig. At once purchase burr grinder (no Hemingway). Non bleached filters. Procure with filtered water preferably non-chlorinated. Keurig simply ain’t coffee, a Yankee once told me that.
    Simply research and taste for yourself the difference in the burr grinder. Not disappointing.

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  6. teslawasright

    Juice it up Fly

    Alkaklize

    WTF

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  7. ajbaker

    Have you heard of “bulletproof coffee”? I tried it, it was like being on amphetamines.

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  8. matt_bear

    No it wasn’t. lol

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  9. tradercaddy

    Go to Little Havana on Calle Ocho in Miami and try the Café Cubano.
    That will get the heart pumping.

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  10. Bullish

    What’s your creatine dosage/intake schedule?

    I’ve found that after a period of time on creatine, you get diminishing returns the longer you take it, so its good to cycle on/off.

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  11. Option Addict

    Long GMCR?

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