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GENTLEMEN, THE FLY IS BACK

Fully recovered from yesterday’s barbaric losses of making just 0.3%, “The Fly”, ever so gallantly, sashayed (no HOMO, it was done with black coffee in tow) throughout his offices today, celebrating gains. His almighty positions in YELP and TRLA have, once again, yielding magnanimous results. All thanks and praise to the heavens and the Gods of stock for making these wins possible. I devour my enemies whole (no cannibal) in your honour.

I am pressing, mind you, ahead by 3% today. My good colleagues and peers over at 12631 and After Hours with Option Addict are basking in their own glory, as the company time machine is being used rather proficiently and without need for repair.

At the offices of Le Fly, as he’s famously known in France, the black coffee is flowing, rather freely. Gangster rap music is in abundance (extra bass), accompanied by the occasional symphony, preparing for the weekend ahead when unchecked hedonism will take place at The House of Fly. Prepare for healthy servings of the reddest meats and wines the world has to offer. As we unwind our positions, riches will be had for the explicit purposes of consumerism, the finest things in life (extra Treu).

Gentlemen, take your pocket squares out and prepare to use them to wipe the blood from your faces as we rip to shreds the very last bastion of pessimistic bearshitter, residing in the darkest corners of the earth.

Let there be light!

Amen.

Mass has ended. Go in peace.

UPDATE: I added to my NSTG position.

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18 comments

  1. juice

    do tell

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  2. Bullish

    Amen… Can you recommend a fine white wine for this evening’s celebration? One that a well dressed hobo from the midwest could aquire at his local winery.

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  3. matt_bear

    might i suggest lil wayne featuring 2 chainz “Rich as F***” for your afternoon listening pleasure.

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  4. matt_bear

    Well, in all fairness so is Teflon Don Ricky Ross.

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  5. heckler

    The Fly is back to his pre-clown crisis highs, and numbers are coming just around the corner. This should be fun to watch!

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  6. og

    Gonna be a good Xmas.

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  7. matt_bear

    Except in North Carolina.

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  8. snoozemr

    breakout day for FPRX.

    also VJET incredible from the gate today.

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  9. clock

    Just going down memory lane…
    YELP….near bottom of page.
    http://tinyurl.com/k575dc6

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