Before I delve into the corruptness that is the US congress, I wanted to give you an update on my latest venture. Aside from the Orbital Space Cannon (OSC), “The Fly” has been working hard at the gym, learning and implementing strategies pertaining to the creation of muscle and brute strength, to be used at a later date–strictly for offensive measures only.
Thus far, my plans are working, swimmingly, as I’ve cut body fat down to 12%, while doubling strength. By 11/1/13, I intend to begin the “bulk phase” of my programme, which should last until May, at which point another “cutting” phase will commence through the summer. For those of you who are too lazy to figure this stuff out, just know, 70% of the effort is diet.
Back to the markets: Congress hasn’t done anything yet. Therefore, the markets are getting nervous, and so should you. The retard himself, Ted Cruz, has seized control of our government, like a cheap Mexican coup and has unleashed his policia on the populous (absolutely no racism in that statement!). Brace yourselves for the incredible, for these Palin “Tea Party” extremists mean to take down the nation, in order to rebuild it in the Lord’s vision.
A profound danger lies ahead for us stock market plungers. One could only hope for sanity to infect the small minds of the Congressional brain-trust, so that we, the small people of America, could go about our piddly lives banking millions of dollars off of speculative high beta Chinese accounting fraud trades.
Did I just say that? Something bad is going to happen, isn’t it!
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Buy the dip.
Wtf? You are the new resident libtard, right? Giving market advice now? So what do we buy?
Well done on the 12%
Boener is a weenie …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jd-iaYLO1A
Changing rules so he can kowtow to the teaparty … That’s a man in fear of losing his own job and he’s a leader?
Wonder how Jake feels about his party repealing democracy in The House with all his talk about upholding the constitution and freedom of speech … Blah, Blah, Blah.
don’t be a pussy olde chap, a low dose of tren will go a long way
a man with deep pockets such as yourself would do well to look into hgh
unless of course you happen to not give a fuck about subtracting 30 years off of your age or being able to live forever
Looking at the predicament with unbiased eyes. There never was a deal. The press can spew bullshit like an animal. Wanting something to be so does not make it so.
If we do go over the cliff. We better go down. Going up would be confusing at best.
It could be worse. Obama could be in charge.
hey, what’s going on here? I thought Skeletor was in charge of this market.
Hello senor tropicana . Could you relink me where to get the BDI quote update ( 8.30 each morning ) ?
or madame Nymph – if you are reading
Fly – eat clean, Juice it up. Read the Mucusouless Diet Healing System by Ehret. Best book for explaining what we already know – if it’s not a fruit or vegetable, it is mucous forming.
Regarding Default: I’m concerned, that nobody seems concerned…..
It’s only a number, and the Fed can print moar. Yellen is Jellin’!
If the GOP would just stop demanding a ransom. Who got kidnapped?
Cruz has a fat face (and neck). He needs to start practicing the same self-discipline that he’s demanding of others.
I hate that man.
This Halloween I’m going as Louis $XIV.