iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PREPARE FOR YOUR GOVERNMENT TO SHUT DOWN

I am sorry to inform you of this horrid news, but your government is going to shut down soon and there is nothing that you or your stupid friends can do about it.

As an aside, I am watching a video of Steve Ballmer go absolutely crazy on stage. This is a perfect example of money not being able to instill class into a sub-human. The man is a hairless ape, raging through the world in his private jet. Unreal.

Back to your government shut down. Yeah, they’re not interested in keeping it open any longer. The republicans feel that Obamacare is a trojan horse for the second coming of Hitler. They’re trying to save the Anne Franks of the world from Nazi extermination. The democrats feel as if the republicans are just a bunch of Steve Ballmers, loud mouth apes who do not curry the favor of anyone outside of the flyover states.

The net result is you’re screwed.

Expect markets to take a breather; but do not panic, small man on the computer. Although the market has been week, we’ve been killing it here on iBC for months now and it’s only fair that you give a little back. Don’t be so damned greedy.

In short, “The Fly” looks forward to a good old fashioned draw down, hopefully of profound proportions. I work best under grotesque conditions. See, not all of us were born into a life of privilege, always begging for the easy path, grown babies dependent upon easy wins to mask the pain of inadequacy.

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10 comments

  1. budh

    The market will compress until the shutdown is resolved, then leap up and continue ramping.

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  2. gatorsun

    VMEM bought it below ipo issue 7.45

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  3. duckkell

    cashe is already allocated :/

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  4. matt_bear

    managed to book gains/raise cash with fslr sale. Cash is a weapon for times like these.

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  5. hattery

    “Although the market has been week”

    Was week (and months) rather than weak supposed to be some sort of pun or just a rare error from the Fly?

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  6. superpositron

    Monday we rip.

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  7. bood

    miners deserve some attention into year’s end

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  8. georgeyporgy

    As usual, well said, Mr. Fly.

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  9. matanzas

    Steve Ballmer as the monster in “Young Frankenstein”.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6rqXHX3O48

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