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Putin to the Rescue

V, GS and NKE will replace AA, BAC and HPQ in the Dow 30. No AAPL? I guess Tim Cook refused to split their shares, in order to get entry into the lauded index. Either way, these new index members is very good for the market, aesthetically. The Dow will go higher because of these changes, period.

The market is looking higher this morning, thanks to the peace monger, Vladimir Putin. Syria has agreed to place its entire chemical weapons cache under international control, to be disposed of. The only problem with that, logistically, is there is a god damned civil war taking place in there now and these weapons are in dozens of secret locations. In other words, war might have been delayed, but not avoided.

For some reason, one way or another, the United Steaks wants to attack Syria.

Gold and silver are trending lower–because they’re for losers.

Get long stocks and stay long.

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9 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    Your pimp hand is strong. With the market looking strong I am surprised that Rick Ross is not poking his head out on the site. Did he have another cheeseburger choking issue?

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  2. ironbird

    Two squids and a Vietnamese apparel corporation. Hilarious.

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  3. budh

    It’s nice they call it an “Industrial” average.

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  4. steel man

    Mr. Ross

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DssQYSKUj0o

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  5. matt_bear

    Putin getting a nice laugh this morning at Obama’s expense while he drinks his bloody mary. Minus the tomato juice and celery.

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  6. moneyteam

    Dont forget about POS, starting to fill gap

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  7. flyleech

    Putin looks like a Girly Man in that getup.

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    • metalleg

      Of course he does. He stole that outfit from Michelle O while picking POTUS’ pocket.

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