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Apple Sucks

I just wanted to state the obvious: apple sucks.

I cannot believe Samsung was able to come out with a watch before Apple. Also, when is the Bozo in Chief, Tim Cook, going to launch the teevee? Doesn’t he know people have been growing weary of the lack of innovation at Apple?

 

 

I own Apple, only because of the potential and cash balance balance. However, the leadership is pathetic and the excitement is gone. I’d much rather tether myself to Samsung, via parts makers and royalties plays, like IMMR.

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24 comments

  1. ripper

    if only GLW had a smaller float.

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  2. matt_bear

    waiting on a retina ipad mini.

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  3. steak

    While I agree that AAPL does “suck”, I gotta ask… am I the only person who thinks these watches are extraordinarily lame/nerdy? I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing one of these things.

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  4. budh

    That guy, Balmer, might be available to replace Tim Cook in a few months.

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  5. ohbondkenobi

    Patience grasshopper! Remember Apple is never first, but always best! What did people say when they released the iPod? “What? Another MP3 Player?” What about the iPhone? They were widely ridiculed as late to the game. iPad? Remember all the “maxiPad” jokes? Whose laughing now?
    When they release a device for the wrist it will work…seemlessly with everything else they build. And you won’t need to be a wizard to figure it out.
    Long and strong!

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    • jdf

      They were geniuses when Jobs was in charge cuz he knoew how to market ice to eskimos and crap we don’t need to us. The douche in charge at the moment couldn’t market food to Ethiopia.

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  6. Raul3

    I want six to wear to a rave party. It’s time to bring back the 80’s digital watch craze

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  7. robcarl

    There is absolutely no need to wear a watch in this day and age. If I want to know the time, I just look at my platinum encrusted iPhone 7( I have connections, you ugly peasants).

    Anytime I see someone wearing items such as Rolexs, Ferragamos, etc. I immediately know they are on dat poverty time, and want to appear to be as wealthy as yours truly.

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    • tradercaddy

      Agreed about the need for watches today.
      Whenever I see someone with a watch I think “fancy boy” and hold onto my wallet because they are about to try and sell me a useless big ticket item like a time share in Orlando.

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      • duckkell

        My Citizen Eco-Drive (like the one Eli Manning adverts) is strictly for show…thank you very much

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    • speerothekid

      Watches are just jewelry.

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  8. FABIO GETS GOOSED!!!
    FABIO GETS GOOSED!!!

    discreet and great for jogging is guaranteed to seduce the fickle teenage market, lol

    Honestly, watch looked better than I expected, but I still doubt it makes a splash.

    Any info on the watch guts and if IMMR will benefit?

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  9. itsksheth

    $299 for Samsung’s watch is over priced, especially with silicone bands and only a silver finish. And what’s with everything needing a camera on it now? Already look dumb taking photos with an iPad.

    As for Apple, they won’t be the first to market with “smart watches”, but Paul Deneve over at Apple is laughing at this design.

    I’ll wait out for the Apple watch that will match my champagne iPhone 5S.

    Hope they sell a ton and use $IMMR tech.

    Rant over.

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  10. speerothekid

    I’ve seen people with the iPod Nano or something strapped to their wrist. Is this not the same thing?

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  11. clock

    I don’t know…
    Seems kinda small to watch porn.(and a person might break it if they got too excited)

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  12. clock

    …is it shock proof??? πŸ˜€

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  13. mongoosereflexes

    Hi fly, now that it looks like the galaxy gear does not have vibration and IMMR tech does that change anything for you?

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