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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PREPARE TO BOMB!!!

As an American, I relish in the opportunity to burn third world cities to the ground. And more, I’ve made it my duty, as a tax paying war mongerer, to ask that my local politicians vote “YES” every single time, when it comes to the matter of WAR.

For those of you who are afraid to start yet another world war, I consider you to be cowards. As american cowboys, we love the sting of battle. Nothing pleases us more than to grease the wheels of our SUVs than with the blood, guts and brains of our enemies.

As I sit here, eating green eggs and ham (no Cat in the hat), one thing comes to mind: justice.

We must teach all of the people out there to hate weapons of mass destruction by destroying the very societies they reside in. The world is a safer place with american soldiers occupying cities, on a pan global basis. Anyone who thinks otherwise is simply an enemy or a coward (extra canada) and will be dealt with in due course.

As it pertains to stocks, when we go to war, oil will catch an erection and ejaculate (WNR) on the world, at a very expensive price. There might be a Brent-WTI divergence, leaving opportunity for the refiners again. Large dirty oil conglomerates work well under the auspices of war. And of course, the military apparatus must be funded with the blood, sweat and tears of the people, leading to higher stock prices for GD, ATK and RTN.

Alternative plays to oil, like solar, can burn in hell with all of the care that I can muster! But, I will make an exception for companies who make back up generators, heading into the hurricane season.

Shippers are persona non grata and tech is where it’s at.

Good night and sleep strong.

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21 comments

  1. hattery

    Even though the markets are “soft” when there is talk of war, there will be no problems raising the debt ceiling with a war approaching. McCain and others will champion republicans to “spend every last dime we can to bomb the fuck out of those bastards”

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  2. Rhino

    Wooooo, my login still works. Canada part almost made me spit out some quinoa, LOL.

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  3. ironbird

    The total incompetence is stunning. Like that retard that takes five minutes to tink of what to order at mcd’s after standing in line for ten. Unreal.

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  4. superb

    America is the root of all terror. America has invaded sixty countries since world war 2.
    In 1953 America overthrow Iran’s democratic government Mohammad Mosaddegh and installed a brutal dictator Shah. America helped Shah of Iran to establish secret police and killed thousands of Iranian people.
    During Iran-Iraq war evil America supported Suddam Hossain and killed millions of Iranian people. In 1989, America, is the only country ever, shot down Iran’s civilian air plane, killing 290 people.
    In 2003,America invaded Iraq and killed 1,000,000+ innocent Iraqi people and 4,000,000+ Iraqi people were displaced.
    Now America is a failed state with huge debt. Its debt will be 22 trillion by 2015.

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    • ironbird

      You must be from one of those funny farm countries. Who do you think protects your way of life? Wild guess you have no military, right? Love it or leave it, pal.

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      • ironbird

        Always wanted to use that insane line. Sarcasm, not that anyone gives a shit.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Maybe shouldn’t have nationalized that oil industry

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    • budh

      France promoted the Ayatollah, Carter went along with it. That was a good deal.

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  5. juice

    even tho le fly-meister is being tongue’n cheeky here … this business with going solo-global-cop cowboy-style is stupid as fuck … there must be a global ‘peace force’ made up of soldiers representing every country on the planet who will go into such situations with overwhelming force & remove the offending criminals, dictators, murderers, thugs, lunatics, etc and restore peace

    if the globe can’t do that as a whole, then we have no business operating as rogue vigilante

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    • eiddyman

      It’s called the “UN” and, as you may have noticed, is largely ineffectual.

      Are you really advocating a pan-governmental military force be created and left to the control of the inmates of the asylum? The UN made Ahmedinajab head of the UN Council on Human Rights or some such bullshit.

      So, you know, they can be relied on to do the right thing.

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      • juice

        agreed, the UN is impotent

        just because the UN has largely failed, does not mean that the human beings of this planet should give up ….. nothing worthwhile comes easy

        and to say its impossible is not only negative but irrelevant, cowardly, self-defeatist & just plain wrong … tell that to any great human who left their mark in history .. they all did the so-called ‘impossible’

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      That would be nice if such a thing were possible. Unfortunately, I concur with eiddyman’s UN sentiments.

      Still, when NATO is refusing to budget and one of our longest allies has backed out on us, it sort of speaks volumes. No one wants to get involved with Syria because it’s better for us if the just keep butchering each other.

      It’s morbid and sad, but that present is packed with nails and gunpowder

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  6. gatorsun

    Z that’s right..100

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  7. sniper6

    Fuck the UN. If UN was traded, I’d short it. Right. Into. Its. Fucking. Grave.

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  8. gatorsun

    JCP…No one else joined in the long last week? ripping it

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  9. gatorsun

    yge Hat Tip to Jeff K well done

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  10. gatorsun

    Get long India..INDY

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