I cannot believe what I just heard come out of the big mouth of John Kerry. In summary, Assad is evil and we have no choice but to attack him because Obama said he’d slap the shit out of him, if they happened to use chemical weapons.
So, let’s wrap this puppy up.
We are going to attack Syria, even though 9% of American’s agree with this course of action. More importantly, Congress has decided it doesn’t need to discuss this important matter, even though it might provoke Russia into a ‘fag-box‘ that it doesn’t want to be placed in, incidentally causing WW3.
Where are the pot smoking, patchouli wearing liberal anti-war protestors?
Does anyone else find it ironic that Obama and Kerry are presiding over a new war, due to WMDs, absent a threat to the American people, a la Bush?
THIS IS ABSURD, comedic and tragic.
We don’t have a say and our country has been hijacked by maniacs.
The markets have favored this course of action; because war is bullish for stocks.
We’re fucked.
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How many years before Fly Jr. needs to register for Selective Service?
https://www.sss.gov/RegVer/wfVerification.aspx
France’s President Hollandaise is on our side so we got that going for us
Kind of like when one of Hitlers generals came rushing in the conference room and shouted: Mein Fuhrer, the Italians have joined the war! To which Hitler replied “we are going to need 10 more divisions” No, said the General, they are on our side” to which the Fuhrer replied, “then, we are going to need 20 more divisions!
The entire administration belongs in a comedy relief act.
Funny, they can join stalwarts, GW Bush and Dick Cheney. the Kings of comedy in politics
This here’s ‘Murica….line up yer buy orders son.
MOAR WAR!! Volume Discount!
How many stupid, white liberals in America (and yes, I am a liberal) told the Israelis that they should give back the Golan Heights to Syria. Well, look fucktards, the Syrians gas their own people. It would have been suicide to give up such an advantageous geographic war position. That is all.
Proof that not all liberals are stupid; just 99.99% of them.
I’m glad we can find middle ground 🙂
Yes we can!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjXyqcx-mYY
Shouldn’t we be taking the tarp off the FAZ mobile and turning her over at least?
9% believed in TARP…Viz
I am talking about tarp as in canvas which keeps the FAZ mobile dry whilst it sits on the runway.
Can we please get back to the discussion about docking???? Geez, now who here doesn’t have a headcover on their driver? LMK thanks
Bill
OMG that headline pic is ace
Look, we know what’s coming. A few cruise missiles get “unsequestered” and a few buildings and tents go kabloooee. We may even hit a worthwhile target or two. After, we tut-tut and declare victory. The Russians protest a bit but nothing really changes for them, the Chinese barely stop long enough from bogusing up corporate earnings sheets to notice, and life goes on. Move along, nothing to see here.
The only wildcard to the script is the French. By god they usually end up in a clusterfuck. Keep them away.
my sentiments exactly.
If Obama & Kerry would be willing to send their kids to war, then by all means, let’s go.
If not,…
We should all tweet to Obama and Kerry what we think about the insane idea of going to a war.
Could some ambitious chart person put up charts of the averages 7 days from the day the first bomb hit Iraq and Afghan? I am on no caffeine today bro
Quit being so lazy and do it yourself, bastard.
I rode a half century (50 mile bike ride) yesterday and was sucking down Red Bulls like a Kardashian sucks down black dick. I got nothin left man. Up til 5 am. shit dude help me out
This is funny. Because aparently Stalin and hitler weren’t as evil as Assad. What?!
We didn’t need to invade and take over Russia to stop Stalin or Germany to stop Hitler… Now let’s just kill everyone in Syria, with innocent civilians as collateral damage and commit war crimes that will kick off WWIII just because Syria will enjoy testing Russia’s new war weapons and Russia will tolerate.
This has continued to escalate as we have already used enough drones on Syrian people anyways.
Convenient that with US set to run out of money by October, with budget battle in September that we would kick off a war in August rather than make cutbacks.
Haha, and skull and bonesman John Kerry is taking the same page out of Skull and bondsman George Bush’s book.
Invent weapons of mass destruction and go to war that people are against, for reasons that don’t make sense, and out Americans in harms way when they previously weren’t meanwhile, out ships in harms way, and try to invite an attack that you hope we don’t prevent, so you have an excuse to go to war.
That is an absurd piece of conspiracy. Please refrain.
North Korea’s leader machine gunned the Excellent Horse Like Lady, why isn’t the US going to war over that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tkXgw2OMY
That was a stupid video, nobody died on it.
Dude, you have some serious fucking issues. Get help and stop loitering in the glorious halls of the ibc you fuckstick
Fly – did you just fucking swear?
Dr. Fly says- – –
“….Where are the pot smoking, patchouli wearing liberal anti-war protestors?
Does anyone else find it ironic that Obama and Kerry are presiding over a new war, due to WMDs, absent a threat to the American people, a la Bush?
We don’t have a say and OUR COUNTRY HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY MANIACS ….”
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Yep.
Oh but wait…the Syrian rebels may be fessing up that “yeah…we may have mishandled some chemical weapons – our bad.” Can the president walk this back at this point? Will the establishment press cover it? All this and more as “Amateur Hour in the West Wing” continues…
http://www.examiner.com/article/breaking-news-rebels-admit-gas-attack-result-of-mishandling-chemical-weapons