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BREAKING NEWS ALERT: $100 ROLL IMMINENT AT $CXO

I discussed my voodoo practices with regard to CXO earlier today. As you can see, it has paid off handsome dividends, much to the chagrin of the 13 goats that I slaughtered with my own hands. After eating their hearts, I swore to the gods that I’d sell once it “rolled” past $100.

One of my favorite patterns ever is buying a stock just before it breaks $100. Nine out of ten times, in my experience, it runs straight to $105. In this case, I was a bit early, getting in at the crack of dawn at $88, because I’m an oil man.

Some of you might mistake me for a coal man; but it isn’t true. If you cut me you will find black fluids of petroleum running through my veins. I want nothing more than to see all Americans addicted to this stuff, blessed with fracking fluids in their tap water and having it wash up, organically, at the beach.

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NOTE: CXO is my 2nd largest positiion.

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30 comments

  1. RaginCajun

    Nailed it.

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  2. djmarcus

    Thought the 100-roll was a run to $106?

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    • ROB CARL THE CROOKED DEALER
      ROB CARL THE CROOKED DEALER

      Wrong. You’re also going to be wrong again when I switch your cards at the blackjack table and make sure your win:loss ratio is 0:1.

      Such is life as a crooked blackjack dealer working at a rigged casino.

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  3. TheHarper

    oh, we will see fracking fluids flow through America like The Clams liquidity …and $NES will be there to clean it all up. (no Po Pimp)

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  4. matt_bear

    James Kunstler would love you.

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  5. John Taffer

    You are a clahn, gettin it dick chopped off on IMMR…I think u are Hello señor Le fly,

    Unfortunately for you, the only fluid flowing through your esophagus is of the semen type. I am officially iniating coverage on PAMT with a price target of 0. I lay back, watching IMMR get skull fucked, watching HLF rip tits to the upside, taking horrific diarrheas throughout the halls of IBC, and I am happy. As your losses continue to mount, one can only assume you are wearin the chaps, straight paint shaking. Ackman laughs at clahns like you, as he too has deficated on the front stoop of IBC, only to then light it on fire and run away giggling while you got shit on your new sneakers. I recommend you buy some SHW because what u do on a daily basis resembles their process for mixing exotic blends, twerkin bub.

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    • Ray Donovan

      wait for it…wait for it…….

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    • Bill Ackman

      This “John Taffer” guy must not place any value on his unit. Think Le Fly is bout to roll the guillotine into the city square.

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    • The Fly

      Wow, you should seriously seek mental help. I know how to analyze writing and you are either 6 months from suicide or forced entry into a padded room by family members.

      Without a doubt, you are a single male, with no money to speak of and most certainly homosexual.

      Your writing gives it away. Cloak yourself better, else I will take the IP address that you are under and send it to your local authorities, have you arrested and sent away.

      Got it?

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      • George Costanza

        NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

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      • heaterman

        I think he’s an escapee from the Yahoo message boards…….or possibly a Motely Fool reject.
        In either case he is a reject from somewhere and needs to Ejected from these hallowed halls.

        We could give him (it) the benefit of a doubt and assume his presence here is merely a piscatorial enterprise since he obviously cannot reason for himself.

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    • Warhead

      I read so many keyboard cowards like you, almost daily. Its all the more pathetic because I have never met a single soul in real life that would risk a broken jaw for speaking that way face to face. Where are you creeps hiding in broad daylight?

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  6. flyaway18

    I feel a ban coming on, Mr. Taffer…as for IMMR, get ready for a huge move upside, the HFTs are positioning themselves for an epic move upward. I sold some UNXL before this earnings release. The groupies in this name over on Stocktwits are wetting their pants waiting for this ER at 4:30. For crying out loud, it’s just a stock!

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    • WeeGoody

      IMMR go go go…what outfit do i need to wear to be a groupie?

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  7. matt_bear

    i admit, i laughed at that.

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  8. Steak

    Been watching this one from the sidelines. Dynamite trade.

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  9. chivo

    what kind of psycho makes a meme with the exact text from the blog the meme is placed in?

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  10. Steak

    Off topic comments, but:

    Saw this picture on Bloomberg and immediately envisioned it on this site (photoshopped to include blunt smoke, of course).

    http://www.bloomberg.com/image/i9E8DmKJvImA.jpg

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  11. mystos

    This Taffer guy clearly belongs in clinical trial for anti psychotic meds. But, I guess it’s an American thing to let anybody say anything however nauseating and senseless and prompt them to expel more warped brain flatus.

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  12. gatorsun

    not responding at all to him would drive him off the wall

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  13. John Taffer

    SMFH at all you clahns…and Fly check that first amendment next time before more nonsense comes out of your mouth bub

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    • The Fly

      Free speech doesn’t protect those who are purposely disrupting the business practice of others. Remember, ibc generates revenue. If a man went into a store yelling the obscenities that you have been doing for months, what would happen to said man?

      Do it again, and I will lodge a complaint against you.

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    • Jules

      Do you even lift bro?

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    • Warhead

      …and he invokes the Constitution as a dodge. Another tell; you only weigh your legal posture when you know you are screwing the pooch.

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  14. Hollywood Dan Keyser
    Hollywood Dan Keyser

    Oh snap

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  15. EverGrowing

    Taffer is a troll. Small penis for sure. No one with any balls spends their spare time talking shit hiding behind a computer. Your oversized ego should be bitch-slapped back into humility. Get some virtue you prick.

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    • Mr. Partridge

      make up your mind: small penis or no balls?
      Both might be too harsh… is it even possible? ok ok partridge had too much of that good scotch .. time to go on UNXL board and talk to groupies…
      Dr, your site attracts weirdest creatures sometimes…

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  16. No One

    $1000 Roll is the new $100 roll. Get on with the times.

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