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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE BEARS DIE TOMORROW

It’s been written; therefore, it shall be so.

You’ve been warned and I shall not be shy when it comes to lodging this axe into the back of your skull. You may trot down the boulevard like a man happily on bath salts. But just know this: deep in the crevasse of your city streets lies a man who doesn’t adhere to laws or reason. This man, insane as he might be, plots your extermination with mathematical precision.

This man, mind you, is The Bearded Clam.

I will be attending your funeral tomorrow.

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26 comments

  1. Jules

    Will this bearded man be chasing bears down in his electric car?

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  2. ripper

    Q’s nearly even.

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  3. Dr. Fly

    With groupons in hand.

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  4. OG

    TSLA!!! Glad I kept 1/4 in to earnings.

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  5. asteroids

    Le Fly is correct. As long as there is POMO it is suicide to be a bear in this market.

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  6. figesamlls

    Does it make a difference who replaces him…Summers or Yellen?.

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  7. Jules

    Tomorrow’s headlines. Man with well groomed beard seen frantically running over citizens on Wall Street. Police are on the lookout for a Telsa Model S with license plate – DUBL B

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  8. gatorsun

    FIO..if you want to watch an implosion,check out that tape now

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  9. mustard seeds

    Beauty call early…ICEL

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  10. Sia

    Hey fly, I have a question for you regarding IPOs. Are you able to get into IPOs at the IPO price? Do you know what it takes to be able to get in on them (relationship with underwriter and $ in account)? I am not talking about the really hot ones, like FB, but just standard IPOs like SFM.

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    • Dr. Clock

      There’s an ancient Chinese proverb that goes something like…..“it’s who you know, not who you blow.” 🙂

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    • The Fly

      You need a big acct at a major deal house

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      • speerothekid

        “big” could be 200-400k. “major deal house” could be almost any retail broker. plus forms.

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        • The Fly

          You’re not even getting into a major wire house deal with less than 7 fig acct

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  11. DJMarcus

    Fly – fantastic pic. Props to whoever created it (probably Vincenzo Illuminati?)

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  12. fake amish

    That pic is truly fucking epic. It explains more about the game then any book possibly could. Give or take a paragraph or two.

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  13. matt_bear

    this pic is better than all the candidates for the new logo. straight cash homie.

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  14. fake amish

    Still remember when those extra wide lighters hit the store. Is the clam firing up the Los Angeles Raiders?

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  15. sniper6

    Well, I’m back to have a look-see. It’s been a long time. I’m so glad to see The Fly’s prose sharper and more searing than ever. Cheers!

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  16. snoozemr

    UCP finally going to make that upward run? Interesting IPOs today in FOXF and XON.

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  17. gatorsun

    Z catch it if ya can,,,very strong here

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