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Happy Father’s Day, Benjamin Bernanke

I am not sure if Ben has children or had enough social skills to “acquire” a wife by now. Nonetheless, I’d like to wish him a very warm father’s day from the House of iBankCoin, for his selfless, yet domineering, position as “Daddy to All”–as far as money and economic stimulus is concerned.

Thanks to “Father Ben”, us Wall Streeters enjoy many fruits from his laborious labors. Just today I was able to purchase the very latest LED-LCD teevee on the market, along with a state of the art sound system, thanks to Benjamin Bernanke.

Thanks Dad!

Next week I am having 10 trees removed, stumps removed too, from my property and having a few oaks planted, along with 10 mature boxwood bushes.

Thanks Dad!

Finally, next week Mrs. Fly intends to purchase some new hardwood flooring for a few rooms upstairs, along with some base moulding.

Once again, thank you Father Ben.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q29YR5-t3gg

 

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23 comments

  1. Marc David

    FIG

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  2. The Plumber's Crack
    The Plumber's Crack

    Nikkei looking ok at this moment.
    Crude down slightly.
    I may want to get my FRO on and go about Haptic slapping some homeless fathers today.
    Happy Dad’s day Sir!

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  3. Sooz

    Such a Perfect song choice..
    Happy Father’s Day to you, Fly.

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  4. flyaway18

    Why not fruit trees and start a vegetable garden for the kids. They’d love it, I think.

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    • Fly

      Too many deer to have fruit trees. It’s actually comical to even consider it.

      We have veggie garden

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  5. ultramarine

    Dr. Fly, glad to hear of your home entertainment center upgrade. What type of receiver did you get for your sound system (if any)?

    I have a Denon receiver (which supports my PC, Blu-Ray player and projector) but the user interface is a little clunky. Sometimes the center-channel is a little muted, but that may be due to my sound sources. Speakers are all Klipsch.

    My next receiver will be something other than a Denon since I want to see if the other brands are better.

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  6. Clock

    HAPPY FATHERS DAY

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    • Clock

      On another note….
      I never could understand how the dork Bernanke could achieve such a position. Baffling…baffling.

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  7. fake amish

    Oil down japs up and all the yield plays are golden for a ripping bounce? Please father ben make it so.

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  8. RaginCajun

    Happy Blog Father day!

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  9. DirkD

    Ben and Anna have two children.

    Joel A. Bernanke was born on December 5, 1982. He attends Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island. He is interested in computer sciences.

    Alyssa Gale Bernanke was born on June 21, 1986. She plans on attending St. John’s College and enjoys reading, knitting, and crocheting.

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  10. fake amish

    Looks like we gap up again. Do you sell it? Or is this the run into the clam? The gaps smell like a better distibute price a bit but the end of the whoreter is upon us.

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  11. ramrod

    Can I string some tarps out back and stay PERMANENTLY? (I’ll put the outhouse under one but you’ll need to let me use the shower).

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  12. charles c

    get your FRO on yo

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  13. Mr. Partridge

    $FRO Happy Fathers day lol

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    • flyaway18

      Hey Partner, without my old e-mail I am lost! Hope you had a wonderful Father’s Day!

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  14. Munch The Great

    REAL men marry for money, to “expand the family estates”, not for love!

    Love is a mistress thing

    Thanks for asking, and have a nice day

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  15. STEWART

    I’m sorry, I’m still giggling at this…. Very well done, Drew… very well done!

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