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God is Long Stocks

I think it’s pretty obvious to even an atheist like me: God is long stocks.

How else can we explain the reversal in futures from down 12, off Asian catastrophe, to +1? It’s nonsensical and devoid of the basic tenets of law and reason. Yes, here we are, fixing to make some money in equities this morning.

Attention everyone with brokerage accounts of the non-bullshit variety: be free and feel good. Sell short the yen and lever up to buy equities. Perform your own carry trade and do not fear the margin call lady. We have been ordained, by the creator himself, to bank coin in stocks for eternity and beyond.

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25 comments

  1. YesirBob

    All the “invisible cash” yesterday from the double sell off (dollar/stocks) is going to work now.

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    • YesirBob

      Curtesy of the invisible spirit of love/God/Alpha/Omega

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  2. Yabollox

    God is not Japanese. Or so it seems.

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  3. Superpositron

    If Hendry and Druckenmiller are long Japan – I’m long Japan.

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    • BathSaltTrader

      Hendry has gone consensual, Hilarity and irony will soon follow

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  4. JTU

    My BBRY gets a well deserved upgrade!

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  5. JTU

    MTU did not end up getting Ned Beattyied (no homo) after all.

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  6. razorsedge

    or maybe jap money is coming here?

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  7. ultramarine

    Time for a new url? iPraiseTheLordandBankCoin.com?

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  8. Matanzas

    Careful. $FXY up sharply.

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  9. The Next New Cat Thing
    The Next New Cat Thing

    God is long America

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  10. Vale

    Hilarious. These are the type of miracles that should be written in The Bible.

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    • lol

      maybe you could write one..
      and behold Japan was Shunned and the capital begat a US rally and the US was saved for the bearded clam rejoiced and primary dealers pumped up prices and it was good.

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  11. KDog

    Oh Gawd!

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  12. djmarcus

    If I could TNA, I would here… large size, next weeks calls, for next few days.

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  13. joe

    don’t laugh but I just bought GSF..goldman sachs 6.125% note…its yielding 6.20%

    hey, its fucking goldman sachs!!! this shit is on sale

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  14. Jacked Rabbit

    I don’t need the Chosen One, I need the Bearded One.

    Without Him, none of this is possible. We’ve been given the Bernanke blessing.

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  15. smokestack

    What Would Thor Do?

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  16. McNuh

    88 yaw

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  17. noodlebear

    Overnight Low was S1 on ES. Probably buy algos squeezing shorts.

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  18. Bdubbin

    We either reverse here or at 1580 to retest highs. But it will happen.

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  19. JTU

    Huggie! What happened!

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  20. flicker

    Even the Reits are showing strength. It must be the Lord.

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  21. Super B

    Fly, big POMO days are always up days.
    Thu, Jun 13, 2013 Fri, Jun 14, 2013 Outright Treasury Coupon Purchases 08/15/2020 – 05/15/2023 $2.75 – $3.50 billion

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