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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEARS SHOT WITH CROTCH GUN

First the gimp, now the crotch gun.

I hate to poke fun at short sellers. It’s like making fun of people in wheeled chairs for not being able to skip. The fact of the matter is, there was never a reason to sell, which is why I didn’t. Hopefully, my stocks participate in the rally to come. I am up 2% today, making up all of yesterday’s losses and MORE. I feel Asian markets will be explosive tonight and I really like the long WETF, MTU and NMR trade.

For now, AMBA isn’t working. They posted much better than expected results, just last week. Give it some time; people will get around to walking this player up.

I’m not searching for new ideas now, so I am all about talking my book. If you want new ideas, on a real time basis, join us inside the 12631 trading room and The PPT.

Here is my PPT post from this morning– a sublime harmony of mathematical precision (SHOMP).

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39 comments

  1. 200day

    Reverse Massaged…..Candelabra style

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  2. Mr.Partridge

    Score on all fronts…. animies are running … the fur is burning and I want a bear steak for dinner….

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  3. JTU

    Up 2.3% today reversing last two days losses and more!
    Wonder how Huggie Bear fared today (no gun shot to the crotch) being all short and shit!

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  4. Munch

    WTF?????

    ” If you want to new ideas, on a real time basis” – do WHAT with new ideas, cousin?????

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  5. Transvaal

    Munchie, 88 chap, then… gnome sane?

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  6. charles c

    what is this odd language of which you speak?

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  7. JTU

    NIKKEI futures up 600 points!!!

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    • JTU

      This day just gets better!

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      • JTU

        SWHC-The company will use reasonable efforts to commence the tender offer on or around June 17, 2013 and will expire 20 business days from its commencement, unless extended or terminated in accordance with the terms and conditions of the tender offer.

        With earnings on June 25, 2013 with an expected beat, why not hold into earnings and if they disappoint, tender your shares for $10.00. That’s a 7% premium from today’s close.

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  8. It Is Showtime

    Bears are fine. We know what’s coming.

    Watching the Pomo counter for now is our indicator. Mon Tue Wed light into rate rise/japan plunge. Thu medium looking like a turnaround

    Recovery based on rising asset prices, not rising wages? Bears know what’s coming

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  9. Bundesbank Bunny
    Bundesbank Bunny

    YES! Whats coming is my giant load into your face!!

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  10. Bundesbank Bunny
    Bundesbank Bunny

    You can always sell your gonads to the Chinese.

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    • Tony Clifton

      The shorts are balls deep in their own ass.. They pull out now and not only do their balls fall off, but they shit themselves too.

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      • Tony Clifton

        They took the bulls advice and went and “fornicated” themselves vulgarly.

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  11. fake amish

    Wtf does DXJ represent? Obviously it was not what it claims to be today. Due to owning this thing. This is not a complaint. More of a fairy dust on the sack favor of the gods.

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  12. widespread panik
    widespread panik

    DXJ is the hottest non leveraged way to own stocks, Iwo Jima style!

    I am waiting on a little more of a pullback. Already traded the YCS this AM. MOAR please. FLY really liking the IMMR. If the earnings come in like they should this thing might see 30-40 by year end. I have it valued on my DDM at just that using below consensus growth rates. YHOO is my top pick for the second half of the year. Wait for 25 or under, then load the boat!

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  13. flicker

    I carry a “Belly Gun” on occasion but I have never heard of a Crotch gun?

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    • Tony Clifton

      Think about it… How else do you fire a load on the faces of bears?

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  14. Helkel

    Did you get any AVNR ? 20% this week so far. Hk

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  15. JTU

    Play the clip!

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  16. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Epiphany Eyewear already selling glasses for $400 with a HD camera and 32 gb of storage. There is a warning light when it is recording, but I guess that could be defeated.

    No internet, yet.

    http://www.epiphanyeyewear.com/#./?&_suid=137117641807808508638572236127

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  17. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    InNuevo selling a case for tablets that serve as case, wireless keyboard, docking station, speakers, and additional battery life for the tablet or charging other devices for $150 or under:

    http://www.innuevo.com/index.html

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  18. fake amish

    Decided to place some give a fuck money on the Heat tonight. Despite despising the the referee game called basketball. What exactly is not a foul? The ultimate liberal team sport. Did Stalin create this game?

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  19. Clock

    ¿sn?? ?ss????s ?? ??o? pu????uo???un? ?s? s???l??

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  20. charles c

    WNR..ALJ…shhh refiners getting ready

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  21. charles c

    shameless pump BEE

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