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ATTENTION: A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM MERLIN

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Poof! Why isn’t this damn wand working?

-Merlin

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15 comments

  1. dishobgyn

    LMAO

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  2. djmarcus

    viagra may help the wand.

    if the wand is working too well for more than 4 hours, have merlin contact his physician

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  3. ROB CARL THE GREAT
    ROB CARL THE GREAT

    Why? I’ll tell you fu*king why it doesn’t work? Because you motherfu*kers are fu*king insane. Do you realize how picky you motherfu*kers are? WTF. ROB REDO THIS BRO YOU NEED TO ALLIGN THESE COLUMNS NICELY BECAUSE OUR CLIENTS ARE IGNORANT FU*KING ASSHOLES.

    As I sit here in my office, tie undone, shirt buttons unbuttoned, sweating like a pig after 10 shots of tequila, and zipper undone after a quick fap sesh to a life that closely resembles hell (because lets be real here, that shit is fucking awesome compared to this)

    I will rise. When I rise, I will fu*k you all in the ass. Happy Monday Faggots.

    /scene

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  4. Jakegint

    It half worked.
    _____

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  5. surplusdroids

    Maybe plug it in to the sell and buy side rumor mill?

    Tough call for sure.

    These days if we did have 1.5% downside move on the S & P people start crying deflation trying to butter the bread for more QE. What a friggin mess.

    Increased communication seems to have paved the way for hyper micro management in the markets.

    I’m on the sidelines with a few long term holdings. 95% cash.

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    • surplusdroids

      “..have a 1.5% downside move..”

      A-Game!

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  6. clegger_2000

    The wizard; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCjspyo-_aI

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  7. fake amish

    Godzilla is going full extra spice packet tonight.

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  8. 200day

    About a month or so ago, I was looking at call premiums on the ESM3 options bw 1620-1640, and they looked too good to be true…..in short, I see us tracking higher until after June Option Exp. exercising shorts sellers all the way up to 1640. I won’t be participating.

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