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“The Fly” Closed at the Absolute Highs of the Day

As you were sashaying in and out between losing positions, “The Fly” reigned supreme, magnanimous above his peers scolded and scalded them with hot wine and words that transfixed into scissors to cut off the lips of the uninvited.

The market punished many today, but not Senor Tropicana, who smartly sold all of his GTAT position in favour for RBCN. His “wallboardness” went bizarrely profitable and everything else placed exactly where he wanted them.

In a world of hucksters, transvestites and terrorists, “The Fly” remains a constant for honour and integrity, manning the Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) for offensive purposes, keeping others true to their word by the marrow inside of their broken bones.

I do not care how I got here, just to where I am going.

Many have attempted to be “The Fly” by copying his swagger. But none of you suckers understand what it’s like to know the future and keep it to yourselves. It’s a burden that I carry, for the sake of mankind, handicapping you wheeled chair investors by demonstrating periods of mediocrity.

THE ERA OF LE FLY IS UPON YOU. GET OUT OF THE WAY, FOR HE ‘IRON LOTUS‘ YOUR HEADS AND TOSS YOUR TORSOS INTO FLAMING BARRELS OF GARBAGE.

 

 

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20 comments

  1. bobbin4apples

    Drake is not for people who finish first…. or for people who have the gift of gab put to paper….
    Drake is more for people that settle…

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  2. bobbin4apples

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xzU9Qqdqww

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  3. Mr. President

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfR00nu5xQw

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  4. Mr. President

    Señor,

    I’m surprised you haven’t rigged your Twitter posts to say “sent from Orbital Space Cannon”.

    This is possible, you know.

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  5. UglyFlint

    tea Party kicked ass today too beeeotches. Alex jones is going to explode any day now.

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  6. Goose

    Looks like a W trade to me.

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  7. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    So the “go away after tax day” strategy went away…

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  8. hammy

    read this and had to share it with you: “…You know five hours is a full night’s sleep for me. I can do with less. It’s remarkable what a lot of work a fellow can get done during those extra three hours while the rest of the world is in bed. It’s nearly eleven hundred extra hours a year. Maybe that’s one of the reasons I am the Great Houdini instead of a side-show piker.”

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    • The Fly

      Is that an actual quote?

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      • Hammy

        I quoted this out of “The Art of Manliness”, a compilation of writing by great men through the ages. I’m pretty sure it’s actually from the Great Houdini.

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  9. Freebie

    How much of your port is in HDGE?

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  10. fake amish

    Is the sold to you trade(staples healthcare) of 2013 finally tapped out?

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  11. fake amish

    Watching msnbc is fucking depressing. Seriously wtf is going on? The new dawn of america is now! Sky is the limit. Someone must have died.

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  12. fake amish

    27% unemployment in spain. LOL. So gold is not good? This is insane. How fucking massive is the eurotard ebt card? Accents are going to be known as retard noises soon.

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