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THE GREAT GOLD CRASH OF 2013

I write that title for different asset classes, once per week. Last week it was bitcoin, today gold. Next week, God willing, I will write “THE GREAT DOW JONES CRASH OF 2013.”

Life is good, except for heavy buyers of gold bars. Those bozos are getting punched in the face and penis repeatedly.

Let me preface my belligerent mocking with a side note. AG is my largest position right now, oddly enough. I’ve said it was heading for new 52 week lows. I even provided you with a list of metal stocks that were easy short, gunning for 52 week lows.

Lo and behold, as fate always has it, “The Fly” is caught in the middle of a maelstrom, competing with degenerates and malcontents for egregiously sized capital losses. Thus far, for the day, I am down by 4.5%!

Good to get that tidbit out of the way. It’s time to get back to mocking all of the retards (myself) who are long gold.

Seriously, you Ron Pauls out there make me want to vomit myself. Why would you take possession of gold bars and place them in vaults? As sure as I am writing this, some pleb sold his bitcoins at $65 and transferred the proceeds into gold for ‘safe haven’. The market is taking a wrecking ball to the Tea Party and anyone that bets against the Federal Reserve.

Today is a great assault on all of the conservative talk show advertisers and their gullible listeners. It’s the great silencer for Peter Schiff and others of his “ilk.”

SILENCE, as the laws of depravity take hold of the precious metal cabal, effectively leaving them in ruins.

Repeat after me.

“The dollar is the only safe haven.
Gold is NOT money.”

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7 comments

  1. chuck bennett

    printing of the money is slowing down

    regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  2. acehood

    where’s Gint at?

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  3. Po Pimp

    Dear Zerohedge,

    Suck it, bitchez.

    regards,
    Me

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  4. Juice

    This makes the Gold run to 5k all the more sweeter! Get ur gold bars on sale!

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  5. WilyMike

    Gold and silver are commodities. Trading them = smart, maybe. Owning them = dumb

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  6. Sir Robert Hoek

    The Bernanke had this all mapped out years ago. The guy is a wizard.

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