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JOE FRESH CAN’T SAVE $JCP

Nice bounce today. It’s hard to bet against the guy with the printing press.

JCP is hitting fresh 52 week lows. Perhaps investors took another look at Ron Johnson’s proposed savior– Joe Fresh– and had a change of heart.
joe fresh 10-20-10

No word on how “Montauk” Bill Ackman feels about this, or George Soros removing hundreds of millions from Pershing Square.

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20 comments

  1. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    This is like AAPL rolling out the first iPhone…in his dreams….

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  2. Mr. Cain Thaler

    JCP is simply entering untapped markets. Take the guy in the middle, for instance. Clearly aiming for the unmarketed “German Postal Service Worker Off-Duty” consumer segment.

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  3. FRO

    Your FRO pick is looking more and more FROdulent.

    Why the fuck do I keep following you with your crappy picks and the good ones I always miss…

    FML

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    • The Fly

      One could only hope they are, so that they can be protected by bankruptcy. Then the stock will rise.

      Why on earth are you following the trades of some guy on the internet?

      Are you an idiot?

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  4. The_Real_Hmmm

    lol I was going to say the same thing Cain-

    And here is our newest line, “Summer UPS.” This fresh new look ships the average Joe delivery man the message “return to sender” and allows him to traipse through the city at double the pace to get home before noon. Handy pockets on the side allow for placement of a pen to expedite tasks and forge signatures with the utmost comfort and ease. Throw caution to the wind and electronics haphazardly at store front windows with Joe Fresh UPS. *Note that you cannot turn right in these garments.

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  5. noodleboy

    hey bro nice shorts lol

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  6. MX2101

    The models’ facial expressions remind me of the way my cat looks when she is annoyed.

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  7. Rizzo

    Fly, isnt that you back in the day?
    http://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads//2012/05/shorts.jpg

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  8. mad_scientist

    hahahahahahaha

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  9. Chris C

    Is anyone else thinking that Joe Fresh is just a dusted off ‘Regular Guy Look’ designed by Monti Cappuletti?

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  10. Skalliwag

    Sad really. Even the models appear to be embarassed to be dressed like that.

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