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The iBankCoin Great Murder Mystery of 2013

One of you little trollops have been very, very busy indeud. As a matter of fact, one of you little scoundrels are in fact a MURDERER. I do not mean to make light of a horrible situation. However, your presence in these halls has attracted unwanted attention by the media, pointing out your hideous crimes.

I dare say, you should ask for protective custody, for the wrath of The Fly doesn’t know boundaries. I will hunt you down, like the dog that you are, and kick you off a skyscraper.

FuckYou

Who is this man?

 

The teen was reported missing the following day, but it was not until more than a year later that a hunter came across Hart’s remains, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported.

The cause of death had never been determined because officials said Hart’s remains had been decomposed.

Goff, who was 18 years old at the time of the murder, faces a weapons charge in addition to homicide.

At his initial court appearance Tuesday, Goff wanted to plead guilty but Judge Michael Donio prevented him from doing so without a lawyer present.

‘I did the crime and I’m prepared to do the time,’ said Goff, who wept during the hearing.

The 41-year-old is being held at Atlantic County justice Facility on $1million cash bail.

For the past several years, Goff has been very active online, blogging and tweeting about the stock market, economics and politics.

In a rambling profile on the site iBankCoin, the 41-year-old man has described himself as a ‘self educated genius’ and a ‘modern day Renaissance Man’ with a Master’s Degree from the school of hard knocks and a PhD from Google University.

Goff apparently has been dabbling in stock trading but was hoping to become a hedge fund manager. Speaking of his employment history, the New Jersey man wrote that he had tried his hand at half a dozen trades, including master electrician, baker, cook, teacher and semi-professional poker player.

But according to his online biography, Goff had a dark criminal past that included a five-year prison sentence on drug charges which he received when he was 18 years old – around the time of Hart’s slaying.

Speaking about his past bad decisions, the 41-year-old wrote that he was a ‘master safe cracker thief, liar, professional slot machine cheat,’ a bad father, bad brother and bad son who had been stabbed and shot at.

On another blog site, Goff lamented that his being a convicted felon has kept him from realizing his ‘BIG IDEAS for this world and our species on this planet.’

‘I am now hindered from ever sitting for a LAW BAR exam or a series 7 brokers [sic] exam. Or from ever becoming a teacher,’ he wrote.

‘I am MOST pissed that I can never be called upon to defend my nation in service if need be. They will never let me ever touch a firearm ever again.’

Following his arrest Monday, a friend posted on Goff’s Facebook page that she had seen him and he wanted to let everyone know that he is doing fine.

Another friend expressed hope that ‘this is the last of the skeletons’ in his closet. 

WTF

Find this man. Feel free to kill him if you like.

Source

UPDATE: Gap n Yap solved the mystery! Apparently, this fine gent was a denizen in the blogger network. Perhaps I need to keep a closer eye on the ongoings over there. Apparently, some of you are murderers, thieves and perhaps rapists.

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51 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    hahahahah FIG

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  2. The Once and Future Rhino
    The Once and Future Rhino

    And I bet everyone thought it was me. I’m actually half way stable.

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  3. Ultramarine

    I guess this is the guy Goff who owns this? Goes by piguy314?

    http://ibankcoin.com/piguy314/

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  4. Woodshedder

    Wow, he’s even more weird that I expected…

    http://ibankcoin.com/piguy314/author/piguy314/

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx
      xxxHuggieBearxxx

      fuck….reading that really hurt

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    • Gappingandyapping
      Gappingandyapping

      honestly its like a complete mind fuck. My head became unconscious for a minute as my thoughts went crazy. That shit will brainwash you.

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      • John McAfee

        Whoooly crap, that is unbelievable. I can almost feel this dudes brain racing 500mph. Pretty creepy.

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  5. The_Real_Hmmm

    Did you see the part of his profile: “Great pool player, better marksman, Have hunted and killed the beast.”

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  6. elizamae

    Bi-polar disorder is one hell of a disease.

    Unrelated question: Has a truce been reached between Stocktwits and iBC?

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  7. Gappingandyapping
    Gappingandyapping

    I hear him and StockSage are going to be cellies.

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  8. Gappingandyapping
    Gappingandyapping

    https://twitter.com/SteveGoff314

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  9. Gappingandyapping
    Gappingandyapping

    STEVEN LEE GOFF
    CITY : ABSECON STATE: NJ ZIP: 082010000 COUNTRY CD:
    BIRTH PLACE : ATLANTIC CITY
    BIRTH YEAR :
    1972 LANGUAGE:
    SEX : M

    HGT : 602 WGT : 205 HAIR : BLN EYES : BLU

    FBI NUMBER : 403662LA7
    SBI NUMBER : 640012B

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    • Gappingandyapping
      Gappingandyapping

      BIRTH NAME : GOFF STEVEN L
      SBI NO : 640012B
      BIRTH YEAR :
      1972

      SEX: M
      COUNTY CASE NO : 90000806
      ATL CASE INIT DATE : 02 11 1990 CRIME TYPE : BURGLARY

      DEFN NO : 001 DEFN’S CASE NAME : GOFF STEVEN L

      CHARG DOC : IN
      INDIC/ACC NO: 90-04-01105-I DISP DATE : 06 04 1990 ACTION : GT
      REASON : GUILTY PLEA AS CHARG SENTENCE DATE: 06 29 1990

      BIRTH NAME : GOFF STEVEN L
      SBI NO : 640012B
      BIRTH YEAR :
      1972

      SEX: M
      COUNTY CASE NO : 92001924
      BUR CASE INIT DATE : 10 13 1991 CRIME TYPE : BURGLARY

      DEFN NO : 001 DEFN’S CASE NAME : GOFF STEVEN L

      CHARG DOC : IN
      INDIC/ACC NO: 92-02-00110-Z DISP DATE : 07 20 1992 ACTION : GT
      REASON : GUILTY PLEA AS CHARG SENTENCE DATE: 08 07 1992

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  10. Trading_Nymph

    OMG THAT’S STEVE GOFF!!! He was a regular at Jim Cramer’s Stockpickr in 2007/2008. He would piss off Jim Cramer so much all the time. Drummer, Sooz, Razor, etc could you tell how Jim Cramer had this strange vote on who should stay, Him or Goff, roflol…this world is way too small. BTW, I think Goff is one of my Facebook friends too…I always thought he was a Plumber…

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    • Gappingandyapping
      Gappingandyapping

      evidently he is a master electrician

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      • Trading_Nymph

        You are right, he was a Electrician…are you also a alum of Stockpickr?? Can you believe its Steve Goff..omg.

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        • drummerboy

          i can believe it. dont you remember the show down i had with him it took up over 12 pages. he stalked the hell out of cramer. actually cramer became afraid of the guy.oh,and their a lot of folks from the old school that hang here at ibc.oh @ woodshedder,he did have a lot of followers. more stories abound from the picks site back in the “summer of 07”.

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    • TraderDR

      Thought you’d and sooz would remember him, too funny

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  11. John McAfee

    So… Was he always crazy or did the murder drive him crazy?

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    • Oh shit

      By morning the bit coin will replace the euro, and ibankcoin will be renamed ibitcoin or ikillpeople as someone will use their bit coins to buy it out and the site will be swamped with degenerate murderers.
      This shit is fucked

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  12. Catboots

    Wow. If it wasn’t so creepy, I’d laugh my —- off.

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  13. Rhino

    He killed the beast? What is that, his gerbil?

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  14. Oh shit

    I suppose the phrase “fuck you shorts you’re dead” may attract some sick fucks that have already used that line?

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  15. The Fly

    By the way, this goff guy wasn’t a staff writer, but instead a participant in an open forum where anyone could sign up and blog.

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  16. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Jesus Christ. New rule: anyone caught rambling about satellite technology and insisting that AAPL buy out every company in existence to be banned and reported to the authorities.

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    • The Fly

      Agreed

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      • drummerboy

        you need to look up the segment on the today show,when cramer came out and said that it was “either him or me” on open broadcast.it’s worth it just to look at crammers face as he’s doing the segment.it’s worth a thousand times better than the dennis kneel rant on open tee fee.

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  17. Djmarcus

    Hopefully this won’t result in any bad press for IBC… Would be a shame for you to get a bad rep off this guy.

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    • The Fly

      iBC has nothing to do with him. He committed this crimes 23 yrs ago and turned himself in. We are as culpable as google for letting him search or the government for allowing him to breathe air.

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  18. JakeGint

    He actually looks kind of familiar.

    Like one of those skells from Far Rockaway when I was growing up…

    “Skells” — what a great word.

    ___________

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  19. TraderCaddy

    I confess.
    I am a thief.
    When I was about 10 years old, at a minature putt putt golf course, instead of actually putting the ball on the 18th hole into the clown’s mouth (for a free game), I actually walked up to the clown and dropped the ball into the mouth.
    Forgive me.
    I am ashamed.

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  20. treepart

    He can add Master Prison Bitch to his lineup of achievements.

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  21. flyaway18

    We all knew Goff from Stockpickr. He had his allies and his enemies. Story has it a Pickr lent him some money when he was down and out. Later, when he bragged about being flush in cash, he was asked why he’d never paid back the money given to him. He considered it a gift which didn’t sit well with his detractors.

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  22. mrkcbill

    New rule — No one under age 50 allowed.

    GLT

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  23. iBitCoin

    New Rule: Online Gambling should embrace the only true currency of the people. BitCoin poker for all.

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  24. Vertigo

    Read some of this weirdo’s ramblings, no one could ever take him seriously. A “Renaissance Man” – if that wasn’t so pathetic it’d be hilarious.

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  25. MBCwizard

    FOR SHAME!

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  26. bornbroke

    those from stockpckr should drop by http://stockbuz.ning.com/ a core of the guys still shit around all day..

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  27. Mr. Obvious

    Safe cracker? That idiot couldn’t crack a walnut with a hammer.

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