Good news everyone: the economy didn’t “retard” in the fourth quarter of 2012, it grew by an astounding 0.4%. Now you know why the market has been ripping higher, as this high octane economy roars on all cylinders. Sporting world class growth, I see no reason why the stock market can’t climb another 40-50%, over the next 3-6 months.
Robots are the leading source of new hires in the economy, as highly efficient androids replace the fat slobs from the midwest and south to create a more efficient and profitable corporate American hegemony. Profits are up more than 3%, on the corporate level, since 2011.
Critics say “corporate America is milking the last bit of milk from the stone, at the same time smashing people’s heads in with the stone.” To those critics, I say: there isn’t any milk inside of stones. Milk comes from the tits of cows and other mammals like them.
The simple fact of the matter is, America is a country filled with “Simple Jacks”, people meandering around town, partaking in debauchery–bungie jumping into cinderblocks. Machines don’t call in sick or have intercourse in the conference room at X-mas parties. As a matter of fact, machines think X-mas parties are the stupidest thing in the whole, wide, world.
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awesome.
First good thing you posted in over 5 years.
the wholed, wided,world, obv.
“Whorled.”
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The both of you need to attend grammar school, hosted by Woodshedder, sunday’s at 11 am.
Great work fly!
Another classic post!
Sir Fly, the Poet Emeritus of the Markets.
“Milk comes from the tits of cows…”.
You can milk anything with nipples.
really? I have nipples. Can you milk me?
I like the bungee jumping analigy. Reminds me of an episode on 1000 ways to die wher some as clown jumped from the top of a crane with a rope tied around his ankles. Forget that the rope does not “give” once extended, but the dirt bag used rope far too long for the distance. Think Willie E. Coyote and you get the drift waht happened.
There’s a lot of guys in suits sitting at desks pulling big paychecks that don’t accomplish anything at all. Most bubbas at least turn a wrench or something.
DECK, ELLI, XONE, KKR=WINNING
Started small positions in FFIV and VMW too. Waiting for GE to pullback to add.
Watch out for VMW, MSFT’s HyperVisor is free.
TRMD,XNY,GTAT,EBR and biggest position in LIVE and RPRX
VICTORY
Wowza, you like the specs! Is EBR still paying that almost 20 percent divvy? Anybody here in HDSN today? I’m not but was just curious about it as I follow a guy named Sandman on Twitter and he’s tweeted about it.
EPA allowed a little extra R-22, so HDSN will have to make up the difference on reclaiming it as they phase it out. Buying opp.
Those Housing Numbers didn’t make sense to me at all, economy sucks but houses are being bought up. What is happening is REO to Rental Theme out there. Example, Common Man walked away from home when Real Estate Market crashed and home wasn’t worth what they paid for. Huge Money came in and bought up foreclosures and fixed for rental. Now Common Man has to Rent due to bad credit record and is paying more then the house they originally walked away from….not healthy economy at all cuz Common Man will hit point he can’t make rent soon.
btw,,,Bersani Tells Italy’s Napolitano He Can’t Form Government…You know, Prez can’t call for new elections cuz he is leaving in May. It would make sense for Prez to say screw you guys and leave right now so new elections can be called.
Renting is cheaper than mortgage payments, real estate taxes, and maintenance.
I know. I’m a home owner.