iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Check Out my A-$FRO

I bulked up on FRO all day, putting me close to a million shares. With my other sales, however, I am nearly 65% cash. I realize the market was resilient today and there were many pigs in the mud fondling one another. But that’s not my game.

“The Fly” is merely into close to or actually bankrupt boat stocks, as an acute form of riverboat gambling.

My intention is to buy 1 million shares under $2.40, then sell it all above $3.40, in order to make a clean, crisp, one million dollars (extra Dr. Evil).

VHC reversed to the upside today, after getting Apollo Creed this morning. The Devil made the call and members of The PPT were in the know. However, I have zero interest in buying that wretched stock right now.

My shorts in JCP and CCL made me some money, but AG milked me a bit. Silver was supposed to trade lower today, which is why it did the exact opposite. Going along that same train of thought, I believe today “could” have been a headfake. Beware for broken elevator shafts during tomorrow’s trading session.

As for Le Fly, he will trade about, here or there, finding opportunities when they become known. As of this very moment, I an picking my afro and applying some motor oil grease to it, just to give it that extra shine.

Know what I mean?

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13 comments

  1. Vertigo

    Italians threw their greasy meatballs at the market today

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  2. Gary

    This talk is crazy, making 1 milli just like that? …. Doubt it will happen.

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  3. zephler

    the more I read about $CALL the more I add to my put position on it – my lord – the Devil actually owns this?

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  4. zephler

    hte picture of their hq in the research report says it all – lol

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    • The Fly

      Have at it. Just know that corrupt companies are the hardest to short.

      They have incentive to lie.

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      • Mr.Pink

        Fly, sup playaaa! We headed higher or is this hitting the fan?

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  5. Anton

    They say that cat Fly is a baaaaad motha…

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  6. JTU

    DECK-Breakout to $58.69
    http://www.sbwire.com/press-releases/sbwire-229552.htm

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  7. The Plumber's Crack
    The Plumber's Crack

    Just had a great laugh reading this post!
    Thank you Sir.

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  8. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Fly, with your first qtr gains, you must feel vindicated with your vote for Obama …. Ha!

    Oops … you voted for who? Romney?

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  9. gonzo

    Fly, any thoughts on mixing it up in the LNG shippers?

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