iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Good Enough

I don’t mean to boast (although I really do), but you should be paying very close attention to Señor Tropicana now–due to the sublime nature of his market positioning. There are times when the market commits heinous acts of injustice to his person. Thus far in 2013, the exact opposite has been the case, as he’s been “steadily raping” all indexes for as many days as the moon has risen.

Following my sales, the market dropped off the table, leading some of my stocks to the pig house too. But I’m cash rich and error poor. The whips are firmly gripped inside my palms, speeding at a terrifying pace in a calash as dark as night and as bold as the bomb over Hiroshima.

Ideas will be forthcoming this evening.

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17 comments

  1. sspiff

    The market likes to provide opportunities for surprise sex.

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  2. samiam

    Today was a tough day. Barely made it positive.

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  3. Mr. Cain Thaler

    “Cashin'” it on the lazy river, sipping pineapple juice…

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  4. Mr. President

    Ñice.

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  5. Juice

    Congrats Señor

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  6. Whaler31

    Senor Tropicana is sporting a regal glow, as he draws on his pipe of infinite wisdom.

    In the meantime, the EU/IMF/Int’l Banking Cabal, is taking 40% of all accounts over $100k

    This will spread, and it will cause riots in the streets.

    How will they steal your money here, Mr & Mrs American investor?

    Will it be through currency DE-valuation, or just a straight “tax” for all those retarded bankers mistakes? (tax=haircut)

    Att. General Eric Holder announced: “The Big Banks, are too big to punish” which translates to “The Big Guys are Free to Fleece, Rob & Steal, but watch out little investors!”

    Reinstating Glass-Steagall would fix all our “evil banker cabal” woes.

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  7. Vertigo

    Amazing you dodged the VHC bullet & then the USG bullet. Then again, so did I.

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  8. Yo

    Epic friggin timing on USG

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  9. theedge111

    This Europe situation is scaring the fuck out of me.

    Bank runs coming to a European bank near you. Thinking this will be good for the US stock/bond markets for little awhile but I just don’t see how it ends well.

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  10. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Pedro Quezada hit the PowerBall.
    338 reduced to 220 if he wants lump sum, then 152 after taxes.

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  11. The Fly

    Ideas withheld

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  12. hitter

    Fly, what is wrong with the thought that the only place a govrnment would never raid is stockholdings (esp. U. S.). Or the last place and then it doesn’t matter.

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