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Bill Ackman is Betting the Ranch on this Costume

Get Joe Fresh NOW! at your local JCP.

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I don’t care what the analysts are saying about Joe Fresh. This is doomed to fail, just like CWTR and the fat mountain dogs who shopped there.

Disclosure: I am short JCP.

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20 comments

  1. bomo2

    Making a fashion statement call? Tough.

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  2. Bullish

    I envision those pants and shoes being worn under the commoditiy traders’ dairy cow jackets.

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  3. Heaterman

    Are those actually clothes they think people IE: human beings, will purchase?

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  4. Montrose

    Hideous.

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  5. DaveyNC

    Yes, the diabetic, reddened necked customers of JCP will no doubt snap up that lovely, fresh yellow look: http://jcpenney.pissedconsumer.com/

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  6. nemesis

    Why is the market acting so strange lately. Shippers taking off and solars resting just like it’s 2006 or 2007. But oil stocks have not yet followed nor have other commodity names really ran. Nor has potash.

    Where’s the market going to top? I suspect not for awhile, except for there are weird things. The bankrupt stocks running, and who knows, maybe Russia will take hold of Cyprus and say… (in Russian accent) “your natural gas reserves belong to us now”

    Cyprus expects about 200 billion cubic meters of natural gas worth around $80 billion at current prices. It would be enough to cover near 40% of the EU’s annual gas consumption.

    So Russia uses it to prevent Europe from getting energy independent, and then can economically drain them and when they no longer can afford a military, they launch an attack and try to take over Europe to bring back the “soviet Union” meanwhile China laughs at them as they expand their economy and hack bank accounts and leave a message….
    “so Solly Challlrie”

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  7. Raul3

    what a homo

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  8. UglyFlint

    That dude is gayer than gay. Homo is an understatement.

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  9. Language Dork

    Joe Fresh “Outa Dough” I think (and LOL at the Canadian jab)

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  10. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Joe Fresh will be catch phrased to Blow Flesh by April.

    http://youtu.be/W19wr5rXVHk

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  11. Juice

    actually he’s betting the ranch JCP will convert to REIT status

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  12. Vertigo

    ghastly

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  13. EvanBFI

    Literally Lol’d.

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  14. mad_scientist

    thats hideous

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  15. ???? ????

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  16. Mad_Scientist

    Are they actually marketing to gays?

    They do realize that’s a small sector of the population right?

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