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This Just In From Cyprus: Starve Until Tuesday

Because Europe is interested on exacting a financial attack on Russia, the banks in Cyprus will be closed until Tuesday. Keep in mind, the Russians have more than $20 bill in deposits in Cypriot banks and conduct $250 bill in business transactions annually.

An attack on Cyprus is an attack on, umm, Russia.

Odds are Russia will attack Europe with nuclear missiles after the bozos from the EU steal their money.

As always…developing…

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6 comments

  1. Mr. Cain Thaler

    It’s not like Europe imports all of their natural gas from Russia or anything…

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  2. Patton

    They are stuck in the idea of “empire building” and will launch whenever anyone’s guard’s down, specifically Europe as they are currently economically challenged, and thus military cutbacks and they sense Europe’s inability to afford and fund a large military.

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  3. Vertigo

    Deposits base in Cyprus:
    https://mobile.twitter.com/FGoria/status/314366823971831808/photo/1

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