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A Great Shame Hangs From the Noses of Europe

How stupid can one continent be? The penis-less euro fags are too afraid to bail out Cyprus without blackmailing and stealing money from the Cypriots, so the Russians stepped in to fill the void. Cyprus is part of the EU, not the Warsaw pact.

If anything, the absurdity of Cyprus should remind us they (the europeans) are not to be trusted. The next financial crisis, without a doubt, will come from the noses of those great bastards. I want to punch every single european in the nose, then run them over with one of those miniature italian scooters.

The S&P futures rule the world. As you can see, it likes the Russian bailout talks, since it forces the hands of the eunuchs in Europe. When the futures went down on Sunday night, everyone panicked and told the Europeans to STFU and quit stealing money from old greek ladies.

Right now I have a few contractors in the house, attempting to fix the catastrophe that the plumber left behind. That stupid bastard literally punched holes through my coffered ceilings, like Donkey Kong through wooden barrels. The incompetency of some people is amazing–but I am never, ever, surprised.

I’m not declaring victory yet–but I should bank some coin, or “chedda”, as some of you ghetto types like to call it, throughout today’s trading session.

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15 comments

  1. JTU

    HFC-Was on your oversold list. Do you like this even though they announced they are issuing 1,875,000 new shares at $40.80 each? http://money.msn.com/business-news/article.aspx?feed=BW&Date=20130319&ID=16251926&industry=IND_ENERGY&isub=

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  2. dztrading

    I trust nobody …. most of my cash is under the matress, the rest is invested in stocks

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  3. Half Blood Pope

    That plumbing disaster is a great shame. Seeing that craftsmanship and effort flushed down the toilet has to be painful. Hopefully this is the only issue. Best of luck in the future with the house.

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  4. mjolnir

    Sounds like a new project manager is needed to vett prospective contractors, monitor their performance and shit can the unsatisfactory.

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  5. JTU

    RAS-Closing in on yesterday’s high!

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  6. pgwarner

    Did you really use a cartoon image of a Nazi to represent all of Europe?

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  7. Joedafish

    Of course the Russians will bail out Cyprus – it’s all their mob money in the banks in the first place. Vlad the Impaler cannot have his buddies profits sent to Ze Germans…..so, he will take care of it – duh.

    Whether your ceiling gets nicely carved or donkey konged – a hole must be made….plumbers fix pipes and make holes….craftsman repair the ceiling. Duh. Whine much?

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  8. just saying

    I always thought bank robbers took money from the banks… apparently in Europe the bankers take it from the people instead.

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