iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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TRADE HIGHER GOD DAMN IT

I am doing rituals, killing goats on altars, smearing blood all over my face, making offerings to the Gods. I command thee to TRADE UP and smite thy short sellers, yonder, into the basements of hell, where they shall be hit by lightening bolts (ignore physics please), repeatedly, and devoured whole by wild boar.

“The Fly” doesn’t want to lose money, if even for a single second. He wants to make money all the time, at the expense of others– in this case short sellers.

However, let it be noted, these policies do not apply to distinguished gents who might be betting against “low brow retailers”, broken toilet bowl cruise ships or any company who believe their product will displace the US dollar (miners).

Off to the hardware store to get my Bob Villa on.

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8 comments

  1. The Fly

    bought more BV into the bell.

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  2. tom

    benjamin moore ceiling white?

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  3. The Fly

    UPDATE: I closed flat, you female dogs.

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  4. ramrod

    THAT’S IT-A LITTLE SWEARING-GOOD FLY-VERY GOOD!!!

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  5. bobbin4apples

    LCC is very strong on a down day and SAVE is also looking good.

    Long term LCC looks cheap.

    rumors are that “murders and executions” (aka M&A) are back big time for airlines wanting strong cartels.

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  6. Frog

    Physical labor is good for the soul. Very grounding for people who work with letters of the alphabet & numbers all day.

    Hope you enjoy painting, Fly.

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  7. dk

    Remember flat paint is best for walls that need frequent touch up. Touching up a paint with any gloss will result in a blotchy finish. But I’m sure you know this.

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