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Sad Face Reversal

I was feeling optimistic this morning. I had the plumber in my ceiling, punching holes through the sheetrock, putting in new copper piping. My stocks were all ripping higher off the better than expected housing numbers. Then the bastard orphans of Greece (Cyprus) and ruined my day. Literally, I went from being +2% at 10 am to down now. I don’t even want to look at my intra-day profit and loss. Simply speaking, it’s too much to bear.

For me, nothing changes. Ben Bernanke still has the biggest blunt on the block and Obama isn’t going to change a damn thing that might inhibit his swagger. We need to keep up with the Joneses and buy some new intercontinental ballistic weapons systems to show those third world peasants who’s boss.

RAS is most depressing for me. After seeing it so high and mighty, sitting atop a throne with a crown on its head, I now see it cavorting around like a monkey, in the sewers with the rest of the tribe.

Downright depressing.

Looking forward to my day ahead, I need to head over to buy some paint, for the sheetrock guy will be here in the AM and he doesn’t paint. Therefore, Le Fly will take to the brush and do the deed himself, believe it or not.

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17 comments

  1. acehood

    Good lord, sir. Surely you jest.

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  2. eagle

    Don’t you know there are people who do that?

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  3. mrkcbill

    NOT

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  4. tom

    indeud- wearing white gloves I presume

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  5. Jeff

    Fly? Illuminati getting to You?

    Taking to the brush?

    Soon you will be painting a portait of Le Fly in the bathtub

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  6. Herd Mentality

    Once you have the title CEO, there is no such thing as manual labour.

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  7. ramrod

    CYPRIOT REJECT 36-0!
    http://bigstory.ap.org/article/cypriot-officials-revising-bailout-plan

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  8. longview

    Churchill, HItler, Eisenhower, W — they all paint(ed), too.

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  9. jimmy_two_times

    I am your brush strokes are worthy of the Sistine Chapel.

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  10. KDog

    Manual labor? No, no. Just get one of those guys hanging out under a tree at HD. Pay him with sandwich.

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  11. pgwarner

    RAS is down due to WAC earnings released today and not anything to do with today’s market.

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  12. JR

    WNC-Sucking a little dick dribble as well.

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  13. milk no sugar

    Senor Fly,
    Who on the east coast still uses copper pipe ?Pex is the gold standard. Also in the impending
    social riots, looters will not destroy your mansion looking to scrap cooper.
    mansion

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  14. The Plumber's Crack
    The Plumber's Crack

    BV is also hanging around the sewers with the monkeys and the rest of the tribe.

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  15. Rhino

    If you want something done right, do it yourself. Would you really want a gaggle of paint huffing tweakers in your house anyway?

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  16. JV

    Agree with Rhino. The fewer asswipes you have to babysit while paying them – the better.

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