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GOOD NEWS FOR STOCKS: THE ECB IS TARGETING RECESSION FOR 2013

Draghi and the rest of his european friends will get to enjoy -0.1% “growth” this year, paving the way for a HUGE rally in the markets. Look at the euro, up more than 0.7% 0.9%. I do not lie.

A great man once said “The worse off the people, the better off stocks and good quality cigars.”

In other news, Rand Paul quit his filibuster after just 13 hours. I’d expect a man interested in preserving the constitution to go at least 14. Apparently he takes issue with Obama’s insistence on killing Americans at home, in their sleep or in front of the old teevee, with drones. As a matter of fact, I see nothing wrong with this and feel our founding fathers would agree with Obama on this very important matter of national security.

Americans are the greatest threat to America. They eat all of the food, get sick, and commit acts of crime. Eventually someone is going to have to regulate them, vis a vis killing them with high-tech military equipment.

Lucky for me, my house is fitted with a titanium roof, alien technology to fend off any superfluous drone attacks upon my residence.

It looks like markets will trade up again. Enjoy the ride until tax day.

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14 comments

  1. flyaway18

    So, help this feeble pleb out. Recession means stimulus? How does that affect the PMs?

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  2. jimmy_two_times
    jimmy_two_times

    don’t forget the hockey helmet lined with tin foil !!

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  3. Yabollox

    obama is god.

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    • t-1000 killer robot machine
      t-1000 killer robot machine

      God is a threat to mankind…. Identifying new target.

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  4. Zero Dark Kitty

    Fly, anyone still holding NAV ~ Navistar?

    Lucky you…the magical PPT spotted this one months ago

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    • Charles

      Yes was going to say congrats to Fly on this one, big win. Assuming he still held, not sure.

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  5. juice

    Obviously Rand is no Ron.

    That said, I’m sure Obama welcomes dissent on his forced political stance on this issue, as there is no way Obama is for such a drone policy but he must walk a political tightrope in many issues and he must give in to behind the scenes power players here and there and in this instance, the military industrial complex, secret services, CIA, etc … else he will go the way of JFK.

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    • lol

      haha, cognitive dissonance has no ends when it comes to politics.

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    • Yabollox

      Obama is not for this drone policy? Who the heck is making him persue it?

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  6. lol

    Wow, check out the German and Italian 2 year yields.

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  7. TheHarper

    Rand is a piker of the highest order.

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  8. acehood

    short MOAR jcp

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  9. eagle

    $NAV

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