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RUSH LIMBAUGH: AMAZON IS A LIBERAL PLOT!

So I was in my car, flipping through the AM channels, as most people with intelligence quotients north of 125 do, and I heard Rush Limbaugh offering some rather unsavory financial advice. Naturally, “he went in” on the negative GDP numbers, declaring the economy to be in a tailspin, down more than 3% since September. But then he switched gears from incompetent financial analyst to bizarro–a personal favourite of mine.

He declared AMZN to be a liberal plot of sorts, begging the question as to why the share price kept climbing, even though “the company doesn’t care about making money.” He cried foul that everyone hated Apple and all of the analysts were telling people to sell it, declaring “Apple is over.”

Rush Limbaugh doesn’t like when people sell Apple and buy Amazon. It makes him rather upset, see. He topped off his rant, saying “the liberals support their own.” That is, they support their own folly.

Ha, ha!

Amazon is a loser company, uninterested in making coin, more interested in space exploration and other vile liberal agendas.

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13 comments

  1. Goose

    Amazon Prime was Obama’s idea.

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  2. Sir Robert Hooke

    There is a special kind of crackpot you can find only in America.

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  3. Juice

    I’d pay Pay per View to see: Rush in Limbo vs Alex never saw a conspiracy theory he didn’t like Jones

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  4. Vertigo

    Rush, Sean Hannity, & Glen Beck are gold bugs

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    • Zero Dark Kitty

      Good point on the gold hype of talk radio; There are all sorts of fear ads duping people to load up on gold bullion or coins

      Rush Limbaugh and the conservative national radio hosts usually understand economics and business, but they usually don’t understand the financial markets and what makes some stocks run and some not.

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  5. UglyFlint

    Alex Jones should beat his ass.

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  6. conspiracy bob

    Here’s my theory…. He bought AAPL at the peak and shorted AMZN against it and he’s losing big so it must be a conspiracy, and who does he hate most but the liberals so it’s their faults.

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  7. Gotham

    Assume you were being chauffered in the Bentley? Hard to believe LeFly would be behind the wheel.

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  8. jcvtwo

    So Rush still has a show, Who Knew?

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