FAKE COCAINE TAPE

I’d like to salsa dance on your graves right now to the tunes of Frankie Ruiz. However, I am down for the day and know that I am not alone, despite the 70 point melt up in the Dow.

Here is a look at the internals, as tracked by The PPT‘s industry page, sorted by breadth.

I’m down just 0.15% for the day; but I am down nonetheless. Moreover, I eagerly await in the shadows with a handful of cocaine–readying to throw it into your eyes. Lastly, I give you Frankie Ruiz, the song that I will be play whilst dancing inside of your mausoleum.