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Shares of $HLF ‘ACK-ATTACKED’

Carl Icahn has lemon meringue pie all over his ancient face. It seems the FTC shut down a pyramid scheme. Therefore, Wall Street’s knowledge dictates that they are to shut down the racists over at Hebal Life soon.

FTC Announces Action Against Alleged Pyramid Scheme

The Federal Trade Commission will co-host a press conference in Lexington, KY, today at 1 p.m. ET (Noon Central Time), with the Kentucky Attorney General’s office, to announce a major action against an allegedly illegal pyramid scheme.

Steve Baker, Director of the FTC’s Midwest Region Office, and Kentucky Attorney General Jack Conway will be available to answer reporters’ questions.

The event will be webcast live.

WHO: Steve Baker, Director of the FTC’s Midwest Region Office

Jack Conway, Kentucky Attorney General

WHEN: Monday, January 28, 2013, 1 p.m
WHERE: Lexington Police Department conference room
150 E. Main St.
Lexington, KY
CALL-IN: Reporters unable to attend the event can call in. The phone number is 800-230-1085, the confirmation ID number is 280333. The lines, which are only for news media, will open at 12:45 p.m. ET (11:45 a.m. Central Time). The conference leader is Bruce Jennings.
WHERE: The event will be webcast live.
MEDIA CONTACT: Office of Public Affairs
202-326-2180

 

TIMBERRRR!

With this sort of pinless hand grenade action, I can only presume Ackman now has the initiative and will inflict great pain and suffering upon the faces of both Loeb and Icahn.

The hedgefund wars continue.

RELATED: Other multi-level marketing schemes are being bled too, namely MTEX, BTH and NUS.

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14 comments

  1. Michael Devry

    Speaking of HEDGE FUNDS, sometimes they are oh-so-correct. Do yourself a big favor and short as much EXEL as you can here. Massive short interest for over a year and there is good reason why. Tic effin’ toc…EASY $$$$$$$

    SHORT EXEL

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  2. acehood

    Jewish boys who get attacked on playgrounds always exact their revenge. Countless examples of this throughout history.

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  3. Raul3

    MTEX hit on the news too. Same shtick

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  4. Blind Read Ant

    The Corzine Stamp of Approval?

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  5. Mr. President

    Le Fly,

    If you were to call it right now – assuming Icahn is long this stock and Ackman is short from the same level – who comes out the winner?

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  6. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Icahn doesn’t look so smart after all, the speech you posted last week was drivel and sounded like he has a hard on for WASP’s.

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