Some of you are quite perturbed that “The Fly” stopped using profanity. You found it to be eloquent, as you warmed your hands above flaming barrels of garbage. Out there, in the wild world of the interwebs, there are thousands of Fly counterfeits, men who’ve explored their darkest side and found nothing, so decided to copy the life force of another, superior, being.
There have been rumors that “The Fly” has taken to the interwebs again, authoring doubly anonymous blogs, under an alias of his current alias, in order to use the language of the profane. I am here to tell you, nothing could be further from the truth.
Le Fly is a distinguished gent, a man with many hats, resources and etiquette. The internet is nothing more than a sandbox for him, but it must reflect his person exactly else it isn’t genuine. If it isn’t genuine, then he is no better than your average finance blogger, devolving into the pits of vagrancy and dishevelment without art.
For as long as you live, you may never read of “The Fly” cursing again, at least here on iBC. You can access the archives for “the good old days” and in the future you will be permitted to talk about “the old Fly”–but right now there isn’t any time for that.
Make haste and get to the markets, for there is money to be made. Get your hands out from your vaginas and go get some.
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Are you fuckin’ NUTS?
It’s all there for the taking, one just needs to want it. Indeud…
I thought this is the old fly? No?
Clever comment.
I credit your account with 10 Flybux
How many flybux does it take to get Le Fly to curse?
now back to slapping homeless men in the face with hot pizza
Lol just don’t do away with the Asshat awards please. Or if you must, rename them “the distinguishment formerly known as asshat awards”
They’re my favorites
“get your hands out from your vaginas and go get some……”.
Are you referring to a pending cock and balls formation?; because otherwise, “going to get some” implies taking action which will (likely) result in getting into said vagina. (no bearded clam)
That’s very masturbatory of you.
I would advise any Obgyns out there not to remove your hands from the vaginas. It’s your job.
I didn’t know “Fly” was an alias.
So Granpa “Fly” has a different name?
I always referred to him with the utmost respect calling him Señor Diptera.
if i had a vagina, my hand would never leave it. i bought my wife breast implants they look and feel great. i havent given them to her yet.
LOL
Well said, Sir Fly, esq.
Nothing wrong with having 16 interweb aliases as long as each one displays consistent character traits. My money is on one of those aliases has capitulated to the whims of the Mrs., Flysee-whipped, if you will.
Did the kids discover your web site? You always said whenthat time arrived you’d abolish the site. Just think of other words for the swear words and you’ll be just as funny.
this is the Obama re-inauguration rally .. after monday, get ready for the post Obama re-ignauguration correction
Paint the markets black
Executive Order Proclamation No. 24 from The King:
Article 1 – From this date henceforth, all heathen men having reached the passage of puberty but not yet impotent or having less than 2 spherical testicular appendanges, shall be prohibited from firing off a grammatical sequence containing more than 7 expletives within one sentence. A period must be reloaded between each sentence, unless the magazine is being recited by a prebuscent hapless child or an impotent plebe.
Article 2 – To appease and respect the principles of the high priest of the National Reptile Assinination (NRA), this edict will not interfere with the rights of citizenry to spew interweb postings having less than 7 expletives per sentence, shall be treated with the highest degree of respect permitted by the constitution, that befitting a man who comports himself with sporty manliness and eloquence in didactic poetry.
dear fly, just heard “dear abby” has past.
meant passed.
A game
$USLV! (Profits locked. Eye for pull back post expy).
Dare I say, we get another end of day meltup…?
“Obama names 8 citizens to highlight his successes”
Can’t help wondering if any of these are PPT stalwarts who have alleged here their capital gains are because of Obama(our reigning monarch).