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MONSTER IS FINISHED

They’re either getting bought out for an absurd premium or the stock is going to get crushed. I am talking about MNST, an old time favorite of mine.

Front page of Yahoo, right now–punks.

Most of you jelly bellies have never went “all in” on an energy drinking binge bonanza, like Le Fly–circa 2006. It’s going to murder a whole lot of idiot teenagers.

20,000 visits to the ER pal.

You’d have to be a raving lunatic to buy the stock now. The fact of the matter is, Americans are getting keen to unhealthy diets and have moved towards better lifestyles. You can tell by the share prices of HAIN, WFM and UNFI. Another name to own for the long term is BNNY. All of the unhealthy crap like MCD, YUM and BKW, in their present form, are long term shorts.

In other news, here are the top performing ETFs over the past two weeks. Ex out WETF, as it’s not an ETF and is being moved.

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17 comments

  1. Steve Place

    horsefeathers.

    you’ve got a bunch of kids that don’t know how to regulate their caffeine.

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  2. BluthCo

    What about Stevia $STVF? Yes a penny stock but a healthy organic sugar substitute.

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  3. Heaterman

    RE Monsta……Mayor Bloomers will ban that very shortly.

    Now on another train of thought, here is why you buy Ruger stock. The company is flat out on a roll with their new products.

    http://www.guns.com/2013/01/17/new-from-ruger-the-big-rifles-video/

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  4. Raise Taxes, Raise Spending
    Raise Taxes, Raise Spending

    Toronto Globe and Mail had 2 big articles in their business section, one on the big Herbalife short and one on GS doing so well. I think I know where they are getting their ideas.

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  5. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    MCD is going nowhere – but up.

    260 Billion served – 47 million per day.

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    • The Fly

      Law of large numbers filthy man

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      • tm

        I don’t think MCD is a long term short. You can’t think like a rich New Yorker. MCD’s food would be a step up, health wise, for a huge chunk of the world. Plus, do you really want to be paying that divvy every quarter?

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  6. ottnott

    Crappy food is super cheap. If the dollar stores are thriving, fast food will keep rolling.

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    • The Fly

      Look again small pleb, dollar stores are not thriving anymore.

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      • ottnott

        Heh. They are getting crushed by the 99 cent stores.

        Revenue growth is still high at the dollar stores. The customers aren’t flocking back to Target.

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  7. Hammy

    In the “old days” I remember there was a period when you prohibited yourself from swearing until some condition was met; I can’t recall now what the condition, or when it was. But it was met, and the day of profanity came, and it felt cathartic just to read it.

    But good for you if clean speech is a wiser Fly. Back then it felt like you had just dammed the flow, stopping up an inevitable torrent to be let lose at some calculated time, for victorious or lamentable effect.

    Celebrate the old, and the new. Both are commendable. Bravo Zulu! The best is yet to come.

    Respectfully,

    Hammy

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  8. JTU

    SNE up over 6% premarket!

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