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The City Square Rumbles With the Sound of Medieval Machinery

The city square was buzzing with onlookers, as the dick-guillotines were dragged and pushed to the center of the city. One by one, short sellers of all kinds were rounded up by law abiding citizens and placed inside of ‘penis liberators’, all the while the good tax payers of the city threw cabbage, garbage and bales of hay at the accused.

I sat there with pen and pad, and nothing more than a cup of tea to keep me warm. The weather was furious, well below negative 40 degrees fahrenheit–but the crowd of city tax payers and members of the great working class union behaved with the same zeal as a vacationing pleb somewhere in the tropic of capricorn. It was mandated long ago by our leader, Benjamin Bernanke, that ‘any and all short sellers shall be castrated and pushed from fertile lands, outcasted by society and labeled pariah by all who are good and just.’

NOTE: A portrait of the days events can be seen here.

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17 comments

  1. MX2101

    Last Thursday The Fly estimated a 220 point gap up, if a deal is reached.

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  2. G Swiss

    Amazing imagery

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  3. discoordinated

    Total bull!

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  4. JTU

    I added another small position in TZA at the open preparing for my own circumcision.

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  5. JTU

    MCP up 16%!

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  6. francesco

    sold more then half of my holding now I will wait some gap filling for the same stocks i sold, and others.

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  7. Mr. Cain Thaler

    HEAR HEAR!

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  8. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    Classic artwork!
    Classic post!

    LMFAO

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  9. JV

    lmao… ‘ penis liberators ‘
    ( no Chaz Bono )

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  10. The Earl of Muff

    Was that Tim K night’s pecker I saw rolling across the courtyard?

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  11. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I think the Rally sticks too…at least for a few weeks.

    I hold only MCP and EXK. I am looking for +$2 on one or both, which would do me some good to make up for my horrendous losses last year.

    If i get those gains, I am out.

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