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93% of Stocks Are Up Today

If you have the unfortunate fate of owning a stock that is down today, you are starkly in the minority of only 7%. In other words, you’re part of an elite group of individuals, cursed from the top down, an investor extraordinaire of magnanimous and stupid occasion.

I’ll spare you the details of why or how this rally will fail and everyone buying today is a sucker. The fact is, stocks are up, so be happy about it and rejoice. There are many things that are imperfect about the economy and the market; but today’s isn’t one of them.

Today is a hugely important day in the big scheme of things. We’re either topping out now or about to embark on a new journey much, much higher. It’s not often that we get to enjoy 93% up days and when they happen it usually means something good has taken place. Our elected officials, as perverted and drug addled as they are, managed to strike a deal. It’s not the best deal, but at least it made Grover Norquist soil his pajamas.

I’m up more than 2% today, a terrific start of the new year and feel fortunate that I didn’t listen to the devils on Twitter who were so gallantly long FAZ an TZA into today’s “fuck you, you’re dead” trading session.

My top 3 positions are VHC, HMC and EXK. I own other stocks too, such as JRCC, AAPL, RS and FB. But my destiny, if there is such a thing, lies between the brief(ed) case of an aggressive barrister and the alloy of a katana.

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21 comments

  1. Raul3

    LULU getting bent over.

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  2. JR

    When the full extent of this clusterfuck of a deal is laid out in terms that the average financially illiterate American dolt can understand (most likely by someone proficient in the use of Crayolas and construction paper), the market will get punished.

    I don’t know why the market is rejoicing in more futile can kicking and deficit spending, but apparently we all live for today, screw the consequences.

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    • Po Pimp

      It’s been that way for as long as I can remember. Why would things change now?

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  3. CalgaryG

    A lovely start to 2013. 100% of my ‘Murkin holdings are up by 1.87% average. Canadian stocks treading water. Go ‘Murka!

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  4. The Pirate

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/01/02/pressure-builds-to-nix-gift-tanks-f-16s-to-egypt/

    Egypt is scheduled to begin taking delivery of more F-16 fighter jets and 200 Abrams tanks – courtesy of U.S. taxpayers.

    Get involved, stop this reckless spending and insanity and sign the petition!

    http://aclj.org/middle-east-turmoil/stop-funding-egypt-defend-israel

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    • CalgaryG

      On the other hand,I gather you fully support the continued military and financial assistance to Israel, correct?

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      • The Pirate

        Hey Einstein, the US gives far more to ISrael’s enemies then to Israel, and unlike your buddies in the Muslim Brotherhood run Egypt, or the Hizbullah run Lebanon or the Whabbi Saudi Arabia, Israel is on the frontline fighting Al Qaeda, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Iran etc and never asks for a single US soldier to go over there.

        and NO, I am not in favor of ANY foriegn aid to ANY foreign nation, Israel doesn’t need it, and her enemies (Al Qaeda, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Iran etc) from Libya to Afganhistan that we idiotically send bil,lions to certainly do NOT deserve it!

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      • The Pirate

        Oh yeah, almost forgot; fuck you you antisemitic prick,

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  5. Zero Dark Kitty

    New Year Cheer,
    Roll with us you’ll prosper
    On sunny days we fly…
    With Big Ben in the chopper.

    They signed a bad deal, our boys weren’t there,
    We took a cut on the Street, it’s our new, new deal
    We give the Christmas kids toys, we gave their family meals

    Cajun – wine; Ragin’ – chess;
    Honest advice, it’s good, maybe the best,
    Sector plays, market wrap, red, yellow lights,
    We learn from each other like the round table of knights

    Market up, market down, there’s no room to wiggle,
    You have to trust in the P-P-T hybrid score signal.

    2013, Fly shares all he knows,
    As a tweet rock star, he explains the algos.

    This ain’t Mad Money, this ain’t Blue Star
    Top hat style, in top clubs and dive bars.

    NFL, NBA, we play till December,
    Remember this site works best, when you pay as a member.

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  6. The Pirate

    US debt is out of control, the reckless spending of this administration will not only wreck the market, it will wreck America. No more foriegn aid to anyone, no more reckless spending, get involved and be a patriot!

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  7. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I sold everything except for MCP. 80% cash or close to it.

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  8. Santellisux

    AKS – Ass Kicking Stock for the New Year. 30% of shares in the hands of shorts. China coming back. Europe getting off its knees. Republicans getting off Obama’s back. All this bodes well for steel.

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  9. Freddie the Frog
    Freddie the Frog

    0bama has cast his spell upon the rich old angry white man conservative, they walk in lockstep in his shadow forever begging his forgiveness for such egregious acts as forwarding the idea of cutting government spending in order to balance the budget.
    Yea, though they knoweth not, they have now seen The Light, they have looked over the mountain top and have seen the glory, the glory of tax and spend.
    So join a union, move to 0hio, feign a back injury and cash in on this phenom.
    It won’t last forever.

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    • CalgaryG

      How come you guys never whine about Government spending being out of control when it is used to blow the fuck out of multiple third-world countries? Y’all seem proud as fuck when million dollar missiles destroy the homes,and roads,and public institutions of poor Brown folk, unfazed by the cost.
      ……….. Just curious.

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  10. Mr.Partridge

    I found myself having a hard time taking profits here…

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    • Mr.Partridge

      Talk about crystall ball, here is the twit :”@Partridge: $ES_F target for Wednesday 1458 … and we are ready” Dec. 31 at 2:02 PM..
      🙂

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    • Tom

      So did you sell any? What is your twitt address? Thanks Mr.P.

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      • Mr. Partridge

        Yes I had to force myself lol not sure how to place my address form twitter here .. just search for partridge on stocktwits

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  11. JTU

    I am one of the unfortunate 7% who bought a small position of TZA at the close yesterday and again at the open today. It represents about 4% of my total portfolio so I have a small wager that the market pulls back from here.
    In a couple of weeks those assholes in government will be discussing the debt ceiling. There is no way that they will arrive at a resolution without causing volitility in the markets once again.
    I got a little lucky today and sold out of my MCP at 11.34, at that point it was up 20% for the day.
    I remain 37% cash and 4% TZA.

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  12. francesco

    how can we be topping out here … com’on dude .. stop with that bearish comedy of late.. ..

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  13. mad_scientist

    I am (in) the 7% (no Buffett)! How elite it feels. I own TEVA stock. WOW.

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