Rhino ran away with the popular vote, trouncing “The People’s Blogger” MAXIMUS by 50 votes. But MAXIMUS did well on his own accord, coming out from obscurity to seizing more than 20% of the vote. Both Raul3 and Elizamae were neck and neck in a “too close to call” conundrum, so we held Special Elections.
As a result of said Special Elections, outright tomfoolery ensued, as both candidates went Tammany Hall on the vote–which resulted in wild and nonsensical swings, none that can be explained by conventional means, without the application of brazen corruptness.
Nevertheless, we are not here to investigate voter improprieties. We will leave that for the sexual deviants to sort out. We are here to crown a new tabbed blogger, one that will ENTERTAIN as well as EDUCATE the readership.
I give you RAUL3.
The easy part is finished. Now let’s see if any of you are good enough to stay here. On March 13th of 2013, if your blog traffic is not sustaining the 3% threshold of overall site traffic, you will be fired. No hard feelings. Don’t ask for a reprieve. You will be let go to wander off into the dark, cold wilderness of The Blogger Network.
The Board of Directors at iBankCoin have mandated that its bloggers uphold the standards of what this site was built around, which is never to conform or settle for mediocrity. To accomplish this task, we are to work harder and smarter than everyone else. If you can do these things and communicate lucidly, the people will love you and embrace you as one of their own.
If not, it’s a set of steak knives of the shoe for your pathetic asses.
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Rhino; Maximus and Raul3? 3 new tabbed bloggers?
Outta make for some interesting reading.
RE-COUNT
And don’t use those Mayan-Like Hieroglyphics Raulo3 spreads across those charts for actual numbers
Thank you for the opportunity, and to all those who voted.
Voted Rhino then Raul3 in the special. May the gods favor them.
So you finally voted for a winner? Congrats.
Long live the Fanclub.
Sure its over,heard rumors of hanging chads.
Did dad win?
Good Job to the the Victors. The Proper Metal Attitude going forward:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpfNCXS7cA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmRAiUPdRjk
Dear Ms. Elizamae,
I have worked all night to put together this self help program to help you over come your defeat.
Wishing you a speedy mental recovery,
The Real Muppet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOcQhqrqdpI
Thanks for the opportunity Fly and GREAT JOB voters, time to do work.
FREE JOHN MCAFEE
that Maximus is quite the hero though, what an impressive man.
Free advice to new bloggers – post Kate Upton bouncing in every 3rd post. That is all.