This just in.
News from Asia is that Chuck Bennett, front runner in the iBC Tabbed Blogger elections, is withdrawing from the race, amidst widespread reports of sexual improprieties.
An iBC reporter in the orient had a chance to ask Chuck about his withdrawal and this is what he said.
“I just want to get back to a normal life, focus more on the family, and get back to work. To my supporters at iBankCoin, I love you–but not in a sexual way of course.”
NOTE: Chuck is single and without children.
NOTE II: Bravo to Maximus for having the inside track on this Chuck Bennett story, truly groundbreaking journalism on his behalf.
Where will the Chuck Bennett votes go and who will Chuck Bennett endorse? Stay tuned.
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Was it with an animal?
Yes- a baby panda. Very sad. There is video of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQNKhY7ws48
What a twist!
Was this Maximus’ play at becoming Cronkite’s understudy?
say it isn’t so!
I don’t think that was the real Chuck.
The real Chuck would have told the reporter:” I grape rape your Mother. Regards.”
Not enough mispelled words.
Bennet voters:
Would you like your “Tabbed Blogger” to use mf’er so loosely and unwarrented like this: http://ibankcoin.com/rhino/2012/12/12/a-fucking-word-about-maximus/
Or would like like to be ENTERTAINED like this: http://ibankcoin.com/maximus/2012/12/11/you-make-videos-i-make-movies-maximus-2012/
Maximus
Where do you imagine yourself in by tomorrow?
One day from now I will humbly receive the title of tabbed blogger and to the rest of the candidates; if you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium and you’re already dead!
Hang him up by his thumbs!
When I think of “Maximus” I can only envision a Nissan or a condom.
I thought it meant the largest amount of time any one human being can stand to listen to Don Imus, in the morning, which is about 3.7 seconds.
Has Maximus announced that he is temporarily suspending the IBC constitution and giving himself and his Muslim Brotherhood supporters immunity from judicial review? Is it true that Obama will nonetheless be sending him 20 4th gen F-16’s paid for by US taxpayers? I demand a recount!
Next up are the Rhino pictures in crotchless pantyhose.
Did we mention the pics we have of elizamae stealing an icecream cone from a baby?
The Devil had a word or two about his minions directly engaging the public
The other candidates should bribe Fly to endorse their rivals.
Just a rumor so far, but I heard that Bennett wil endorse Dykstra.
Ps. I LOVED that pic! RIP Mr. Furley (and Mr. Roper)…