I’m riding in a space rocket, scooping up farmers in 0hio and dropping them into blackholes. According to my time machine, SWHC is scheduled to smash earnings, fueled by the resurgence of the confederacy. Do you think gun sales slowed or quickened prior to the elections and why?
Here is what RGR and SWHC have done to EPS estimates (hint: they’ve shit on them) over the past 4 quarters.
RGR
SWHC
Despite all of the bad news, AAPL losing $35 billion in market capitalization in just one day, the markets are benign. I will prove to you later why markets shouldn’t be feared in December, but instead January.
Bottom line: I’m holding SWHC into earnings because I believe in the 2nd amendment and a heavily armed southern United Steaks. Also, I’ve noticed some of you partaking in a little good ol’ fashioned Tammany Hall election rigging. Need I remind you “The Fly” sees all and will disqualify you for soiling these fine elections with your filthy fat fingers?
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It appears ELIZAMAE is conducting election rigging. I will be speaking to the iBC board about disqualifying this person.
There’s a Board?
A Delaware Corp. to soften shareholder derivative suits?
Wimmen elected Obama.
With 10% of precincts reporting, ELIZAMAE has 110% of the Pittsburgh voting pool.
Dead people obviously voting in this election.
I’m feeling like Ross Perot ova here every time I view the polls.
Or my union friend. Nobody gets disqualified.
There is illegal voting taking place. That much I guarantee.
If you’re doing it, stop.
Nobody said it was illegal to have friend of friends vote. I happen to be connected to a fe FB groups (fitness) where my peeps are pulling a favor for me. Helps to know friend in various gyms around the country.
Rule #1 in election rigging
Don’t increase your vote count by 10,000% inside of 1 hour, do it incrementally.
Rule #2- Hire the Black Panthers to patrol election facilities with their billie clubs out at all times.
Not Black Panthers. Hire The Pinkertons.
Only Karl Rove’s hired computer progammers are necessary for rigging.
The Pinkerton’s are now called Blackwater.
Perhaps voting should be taken inside the PPT, one vote per member
That would be a violation of the equal protection clause of the 14th Amendment and we all know Fly would not violate the US Constitution.
Equal Protection Clause = “no state shall … deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”
The constitution only applies to the government, private people and companies cannot violate it.
You’re thinking of Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 which prohibits discrimination by covered employers on the basis of race, color, religion, sex or national origin.
The Real Muppet likes the law.
Very Truly Yours,
-The Real Muppet
You are correct Mr. Puppet, however, there have been past Supreme Ct. cases that have tied in the Interstate Commerce clause with private business and the 14th Amendment (equal protection).
Fly sells coffee mugs and T-shirts across the USA, uses the internet (means of interstate communication,etc.).
I knew you were an attorney when you based them the other day.
Go ahead and admit it.
I won’t tell anyone.
“bashed”
The Real Muppet never bashed attorneys in general, but rather a specific attorney who, in The Real Muppets opinion, does not represent the profession well.
The Real Muppet thinks maybe the SCOTUS’s cases you refer to concern a corporation ability to sue to government and not a individuals ability to sue a corporation. The whole corporations are people for the purposes of the constitution.
The Real Muppet is impressed that you pulled out the Interstate Commerce Clause. Very smart but somewhat wrong. The Commerce Clause has been interpreted to allow the US gov to regulate businesses but does not apply constitutional prohibitions to private entities.
The Real Muppet thinks you are wrong on this but feel free to cite your cases. The Real Muppet would like that.
Hey Mr. Muppet, I had to write something. It’s like when one is representing a Hospital suing an insurance company who denied benefits (on the assignment) for a pre-exsisting illness (alcoholism) and a material misrepresentation on the application. Then you have the jury seated and your main witness (the insured) shows up drunk as a skunk. Settle quickly before the insurance attorney figures it out.
I want to settle with Mr. Muppet.
The Real Muppet Settles. TraderCaddy made The Real Muppets day with the Interstate Commerce Clause argument.
The REal Muppet thanks TraderCaddy. This agreement shall concluded all litigation between the parties for ever and ever, Ahmen.
Slow tape day
Maybe I need some new FB friends? Didn’t figure using social status would bring in the riff raff or an unscrupulous individual.
It looks like 3 are a lock for next round. Now which 3 will secure a spot is the question?
Perhaps Marc David would like to decide for all us?
Everyone in my campaign party was killed in the trenches last night, fighting for our lives in Cairo,Egypt. I escaped by a hair.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjfJbBHZNE
So far I only see greedfeed having a sense of humor.
We need some entertainment on those few “off Fly” posts when he wants to write about “asshat short sellers” and “fiscal cliff”s and earnings and stuff.
SInce the vote is open to the public, there is nothing illegal here about having one’s Facebook friends vote. But then the whole election goes to the fave blogger of one particular reader of the site– the one who has the most Facebook friends. Elections are complicated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He0HJGj5l1E The south will rise again
The FLY’s new theme song
horseshit
1000 apologies
Hey voters. Check out Frozenman.
He’s seems to have a solid take on how the news affects markets and as a bonus, he hates GS!
Not just another cement head or fly wanna-be.