There is no way to know what sort of effect the Turkey Gods will have on equity prices. But they’re here and ready to kick the stuffing out unsuspecting speculators.
I’ve been gambling on the caprices of the Turkey Gods for over a thousand years and they’ve never disappointed, purely from a entertainment standpoint. By the end of the week, a large subset of investors will be reduced to ashes and tears.
I’ve managed to keep a 45% cash position intact, throughout this dreadful and calamitous decline. At the same time, I’ve been exercising my rights by using the Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) on the cavemen in the Gaza strip. As you know, they are without iron dome. My disposition is, as always, to outstrip everyone else.
My favorite plays for a reflex rally is silver, via EXK and semis via IPGP, NXPI and maybe some CRUS. I’ve been tempted to buy YELP, but the volume is too thin for me. Homebuilders bounced hard and should trend up with the market. But let’s keep it simple. Everything is down, so when we reverse, everything will go up. We will bathe in 80% upside days and hand out golden coins to poor disheveled boys in the sewers, asking them to “fetch me the newspaper, chap.”
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Bin Ladin, Qadaffi, Steve jobs, breibert and twinkies.
Who’s next?
Ahmadinejad
Who’s next? That’s easy…Hamas is next.
Turkey Gods came way late last year. This rally shall disappoint.
I love the Thanksgiving, silver play. Sterling silver dinnerware and silver goblets filled with Booned Farms wine.
Unless you are a politician living in the Whitehouse, then 24k gold is the standard. Believe it or not Queen Bush ordered $450,000 worth of dinnerware before she left, some kind of tradition she said. Remember, this was right after the economic collapse. I bet she doesn’t even think she did anything wrong.
Get your facts straight. It was paid for by a private foundation.
I might try that..
wth?
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I remain bearish long term but bullish until after Christmas. How can you bet against the most gluttonous society on earth doing what they do best? Stuffing their fat faces and buying each other useless things in the name of conquest and religion. With consumer confidence the highest it’s been in years, expect retail to deliver a stellar quarter. Expect a tax saving mega-sell off after Christmas.
Sen. John McCain suggested on Sunday that the White House should send former President Bill Clinton to spearhead peace talks between Israelis and Palestinians.
Worth a try, for sure. Peace is a good thing.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/18/john-mccain-bill-clinton-peace-middle-east_n_2155043.html?utm_hp_ref=politics
Are you long or short?
Isn’t everyone long for the Turkey Gods? Me too.
Dr. Fly, thanks for the video on the Iron Dome.
Hamas claims they have 12,000 rockets to use, minus those used already after they started this skrimish.
Sad to say, but the IDF is going to have to raid Gaza and eliminate all those remaining rockets. They should do it now before anyone can stop them.
FAS Monday. buckle up.
I’m so sick of the ‘moral relativists’ who don’t know good versus evil on CNN, ABC, CBS, BBC etc. Israel is on the FRONT LINE fighting Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Al Qaeda, Fatah, Hizbullah etc while those clowns sit in their air conditioned studio and pass judgement about how Israel defends it’s population centers against bus bombings and rockets. The Muslim radicals have no respect for life, including that of their own citizens as they place their rocket launchers PURPOSELY inside areas near Mosques, schools and hospitals. They lie and exagerrate their losses, and often misfire their missles killing their own people – then they lie and blame Israel for it! We need to take a stand and defend their right to resist the radical Islamist murderers who seek to set back the world 1000 years to darkness. Make NO mistake, if Israel falls, we are NEXT.
Israel will not fall. If there is one hint that they will lose or be over run, th ME will be a Nuclear wasteland for a 1000 years.
WW3!
true. Most likely result of an invasion.
I am your Turkey God, Be hold! 😉
gobble gobble mother $^&*(er!
Speaking of Turkey Cocaine Gods:
Anyone here remember the episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force with Goblox: the great, great, great, great grandfather of the future leader of the turkey rebellion against the Master Chickens?
Thousands of years ago… before Sigourney Weaver…
DDD- Just lisyened to the conference call and I think management did a good job refuting the recent negative article from SA.
Stock is currently up 5%.