We’re down 6% since October. I would not be surprised to see the market fall some more, before November is done. But even during the very worst markets, December has served as a respite, an elixir for the malnourished, through outsized gains and superficial, careless risk assessment. No one gives a shit in December because Santa Claus packs a street cannon and everyone is drunk as shit.
Trading desks are manned by small boys, amateurs who are afraid to do anything that might upset older, stronger, men.
Here are the returns for the month of December, since 1993.
74% of the time, we trade higher. I see no reason why this trend can’t continue. Granted, the fiscal cliff offers absurd uncertainty, a truly homemade crisis being thrusted upon us by drug addled, sex crazed, perverts. The pain is halfway done, members from the internet. Close your eyes and WAKE UP in December, for joy and splendour awaits you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLddJ1WceHQ
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Good – I hope Santa brings me this
http://www.remington.com/product-families/firearms/shotgun-families/pump-action-model-870.aspx
74%.. I like those odds but seeing how Petraeus has been replaced with Constanza the last week… hmmm
Costanza is good.
It just need to be the opposite George.
Thanksgiving is back!
Great stats. Look at the election years. Average -1.7% after the election to the new year.
In my experience, trading desks are staffed with ornery women.
I want a job like that!!
50+ year old ornery womens. The kind that think they know everything and are still good looking but well on the downward path to sagwrinkle city.
Going by patterns alone at glance it looks like we are sometime in May 2012 here, which could set us up for a Santa rally if we contiue to follow a similar pattern. I won’t be trading next month, but good luck to all.
please Santa…one of these for Xmas… http://tinyurl.com/cn8fwvk
…thank you in advance Santa 😀
A chick with poor trigger discipline? ;-P
“A chick with poor trigger discipline?”
Only one’s loaded. 😀
The piss mints and I would like to thank you for the December info.
Indeud.
I hope you are right but with long-term capital gains taxes increasing this December is the last chance to sell. we might not be in the 74%
That sounds great! We’re down 6% since October but we have an average of 1.47% gain to look forward to in December?
been a tough week but 20 samples? major lolfactory, too low to bet on needs hundreds to matter. Also no correlation. plus, unless, u gonna buy dec 1 hold to dec 31 means nothig
Is Hostess a tell? The evil so-called wealthy peeps just left that casino.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3zZ567qdKQ
reverse conversion gibberish I don’t normally pay attention to either – however, willie7 or something on yahoo has some interesting data – tonight AH volume 500k – odd – no?
$VHC
looks like hostess ran out of dough,
i wonder if they’ll get more
Obama won’t bail that out. Twinkies are not a “green” food.
Sorry, that should be 0bama.
$VHC MOAR
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