PRESSURE
There’s pressure to buy, pressure to chase performance. Less than 10% of hedge funds are beating the indexes. Believe you me, there will be a race to get into “cheap names”, especially those with big short positions, into the holiday season.
After all, if you’re not going to buy stocks going into Thanksgiving, in a year when the market is +15%, what the fuck are you in the market for?
We’re cutting off dicks for the remainder of the year, gentlemen. The guillotines are now stationed inside of the city square, chopping off anatomy at a furious rate. Sack up and get in, else find yourself on the receiving end of a “dick blade.”
31 Responses to PRESSURE
Why do you mention dicks in every post? Is there something you want to tell us?
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cause u like to sucke em
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ADDING TO MTG 2.09
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TOP PICK?
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$MOSY $KYTH
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double chin money
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Is DECK your top dick,….I mean, pick?
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it’s just a pick-gap filling-dick
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“dick blade.”
My brother Julian is a mohel and uses this in the circumcisions performed. He does very well. If anyone is interested look his Company up- A Cut Above The Rest.
yeah, but how is he with smoked meat?
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Keep your day job.
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My brother really is an expert with the dick blade.
One time a male baby client of his was born without eyelids. So Julian took the leftover foreskin and grafted on perfect eyelids. A bit cock eyed but it worked.
lol.
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One day at my old job there was a commotion in one of the offices. Turns out a female employee was having her labia pierced while lying on her desk.. Unfortunately this is no joke.
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Now what are they going to do with all those shlongs? Make a casserole or something (No Paula Dean)?
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http://news.yahoo.com/feds-1-indicted-plot-attack-federal-195042214.html
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What does that have to do with ZH?
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Tyler Durden from fight club, not the character from the movie who is used in ZH.
Tyler Durden in the movie had “project mayham” which involved achieving “economic equilibrium” by destroying the federal reserve
3:50 PM AK Steel (AKS +4.2%) announces it is increasing spot market base prices for all carbon flat-rolled steel products by $40/ton, effective immediately with new orders.
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stil holding, should have doubled down on the sell off .. oh well
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Wednesday, October 17, 3:47 PM Shares of Deckers Outdoor (DECK +6.3%) race higher with chatter circulating around that OTR Global sees sales in China improving. Squeezed on margins, the company needs demand to hold up so that it can avoid having to cut prices to clear Ugg boots from inventory.
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Romney 2-0 over 0bama. We are about to witness the biggest rout since President Peanut Farmer got whacked by Dutch. 0bama gets five states maybe, then the gorilla cocaine rally begins.
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From a RIGHT WING British newspaper:
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0bama’s talking points:
Womens reproductive rights
His Grandmothers glass ceiling
Build more roads and bridges
Womens reproductive rights
Student loans, cheap and easy
Ban assault rifles and handguns
Womens reproductive rights
SP500 at 1467 is a short entry for me.
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Finally dumped my OSG today(missed the fucking boat on that one). What a fucking nightmare! However, I’m making some of it back with recent holdings in DDD, TC and WNR.
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MLNX getting punished AH. There are still shorts to be found. Too bad I’m not in this one.
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it’s SHOMP or chop.
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hedge funds is so passe if I might say so…
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I Like Ribs…. and TTC toro toro toro
dickwads
Australian shares climb as miners rally!
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