BREAKING NEWS: “The Fly” Wins Again, Fuck Face
I don’t know how I continue to do it–but I do. Shorts got poleaxed today with goblin rakishness. Despite an early set-back in OSG, having sold my entire position between $4.8 to $5.01 for a 27% loss, I swung the boat around, transformed it into an airplane, then proceeded to bomb fuckers with 100% napalm.
Fire streamed out from my cannons with energetic barbarity, graffitiing the faces of the meek with grawlix, discarding them in the streets with the dirt and the raw feces.
I surged ahead by a recourd 4.2% today, cocaine laced with CLF, DDD, FFIV, TC, NAK, APKT etc.–offsetting Mr’s Fly’s penchant for profligacy.
In light of the CNBC coverage for the superannuated fucktard who is long only bank stocks, I’d like to maintain an air of formality here. As always, I will be providing a full break down of the days events inside of The PPT parlour. I’d also like you to know, as well as understand, that I am made from oak, possessor of time machina and space cannon (OSC)–demonstrator of “ox-like” strength in the market place.
To the bedevilment of my detractors, I close out the day just under my all-time highs.
Top picks: CLF, DDD
46 Responses to BREAKING NEWS: “The Fly” Wins Again, Fuck Face
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as opposed to cooked feces.
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Just got short ANR. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta…
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I sold it today. Have fun
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Good job Dr.!
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Black Bar Mitzvah….too much.
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Fly, some advice please?
I was away from my computer today so I missed your earlier comments on OSG and I didn’t realize the carnage until near the close today. I am under water on OSG by 46% after today’s rout! Is this stock finished in your opinion? Is it toast? Should I sell it and get what I can and move on? Thanks in advance for your consideration.
Are you mad? No stop loss? You deserve to lose 100% of your 2k investment.
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JTU, I appologize for being such a dicksucker.
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Pretty sure Fly ignores rookies.
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JTU, I too appologize for being such a dicksucker.
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^^^^^^^ Fake AjBaker above, grow up JTU
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Jtu
Sorry to hear. The companies credit is being called into question. I sold before the shit hit the fan. Emails went out to ppt members. I would not stay long for long.
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I didn’t know that Mr. Rick Ross was a member of the tribe.
Do you have his address?
Steve, Jr. would like him to sing at his Bar Mitzvah at Temple Anshe Shalom.
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Debate night. Just how fucking stupid are the undecided? Hard to steamroll in a townhall. The 0 will desperately try to relate to his subjects. The Rombot should have the edge.
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Dude, your prose has always been hors pair but lately, you’ve brought it to even higher levels. Very entertaining. Bravo.
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There are no undecided. These “undecided” are people not sharing their decision with the media
zzz
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Fly,
Are you going to comment during the debate tonight?
Does Romney ever JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION?! MUTHERFUCKKKKK
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yeah, but the answer depends on whom he’s speaking to ….
>> Former Rep. Tom Perriello, a Virginia Democrat, slammed Romney on Friday for his tough pro-coal talk now even though he opposed extending the life of a coal-fired power plant as Massachusetts governor: Romney said in 2003 that the aging electric utility in Salem, Mass., “kills people.”
“Virginians don’t trust people who say one thing on one side of the mountain and another thing when they’re on the other side of the mountain,” Perriello said during a conference call organized by the Democratic National Committee. “They expect you to be on the level.” <<
Hmmm, "On the Level" … a Mormon and a Mason?
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That’s some deep thinkin’ Tea.
I mean, how could a business man support coal mining while also calling into question certain obselete technology coal fire plants?
It will really take some serious analysis to figure that one out, but I know you’ll get it. I have faith that you’ve got more than the Mormon card in your fast emptying bag of tricks.
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0 getting stomped by Romney again. O carries five states, maybe…
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You must be watching a repeat of the last debate … LOL
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I’m watching Candy the Hut thrown Skinny over her shoulder and try to lie him across the finish line…
Saved his ass, temporarily, I guess.
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PUNCH HIM ROMLEY!
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PILEDRIVER!
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NO TAX ON SAVINGS, DIVIDENDS AND CAP GAINS ! ALL HAIL ROMNEY…
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The 0 is getting ass drilled. Bye bye.
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Up 20% today. Built up a sizable call position in some fruit company over the last week. Used Dec/Jan calls that were protected by short Oct spreads. Closed those short calls out today below $2 in the first inning of trading and then bought October calls for a spec trade and sold in the PM for a five bagger INTRADAY. Pushing up 70% for the year. Stop loss protected. I still think at some point in the next 90 days a phatty put spread across R2000/SPY/QQQ will make your 2013 ring in early.
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Chris Matthews will be found eating his tampon after this.
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The left will slobber like fat Candies over the 0 not falling asleep. Do not believe the lie. Rombot won hands down. A dip in coal will be a gift.
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Mincy-stepping Mitt, the Brainless Babbler, got his ass kicked all over the Hofstra stage Tuesday.
His major accomplishment was proving he doesn’t know shit about Math.
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+1
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Mitt (Pot) calling China (Kettle) a currency manipulator (Black) … Hahaha! Yeah Mitt, that’s why we have no jobs and poor people shop at Walmart.
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The people are not buying the bullshit anymore. It is about jobs. Open the eyes. You are sinking on the uss 0 accidental.
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LOL @ Tea and Rigged.
Which guy was “mincy” again?
The effete Michael Jackson-thin guy or the the dude who looks like he stepped off a package of Brawny paper towels?
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Do not piss on our shoes, Sir FLy. Your CLF position will see $37 before it sees $47.
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The talking heads(especially the 0 dicksuckers) of the beltway do not get it. The working class peeps of America are fucking over the socialist bullshit. They have no choice. Family to fucking feed and what not. For the Romney trade(coal, drilling, oil, natty) a dip on fake polls for the 0 after the debate would be nice. Remember how crazy Joe won last time?!? The real 0 polls fucking tanked a few days later. Trade the demise of the 0 faithful. Wtf those dicksuckers are voting for only they and their god knows.
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The misdirection that will happen. The absolute lack of understanding. The Romney trade could be fucking epic. The 0 shine is over.
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Raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour then.
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What will that do, save institutionalize a double digit unemployment rate?
What about all those people whose labor is not worth $15 an hour to an employer?
What’s the solution for them?
Soylent Green?
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Romney Sets New Personal Best for Faking Empathy:
DEBATE TRIVIA: No man has been elected President after telling half the country to go fuck themselves.
RT @AnnDRomney Well, I still have my horses.
Romney: “I would work to replace the culture of violence with a culture of unshackled greed.”
Romney’s Libya comments display the patriotism of someone who keeps his money in Switzerland.
It’s as if the Romney from the first debate is tied up in a Scooby-Doo warehouse somewhere.
Romney: “I would let immigrants become citizens by sending them to fight in Iran.”
Romney: “My dad was from Mexico, my wife is from Wales, and my microcircuitry is from Japan.”
So far, fact-checkers have caught Romney telling three truths & Obama two.
Romney: “Obamacare is by far the worst idea I ever had.”
Romney: “The biggest difference between Bush and me is he believed in dangerous ideas and I believe in nothing.”
“Debates don’t matter.” — Democrats two weeks ago and Republicans tonight.
“How did I keep from looking like a dick during the first debate again?” — Thought bubble over Romney’s head
Every one of Romney’s sentences addressed to Candy Crowley ends with a silent “bitch.”
Obama risks alienating millions of Americans with his talk of math.
Romney is sounding like a dude selling reverse mortgages to old people on late night cable.
DEBATE FACT: This is the first black person Romney has talked to since his speech at the NAACP.
Romney hates migratory birds even more than Big Bird.
Romney: “Jeremy, if you are illegal, you can get a job working at my house.”
In a positive sign for the Democrats, Obama appears to be conscious.
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You can now short the entire banking sector………..BAC report
was the tipping point .
