Shorts Prepare to Get Grape Raped Ahead of Cocaine Gorilla Frenzy

I didn’t think the market would turn so quickly. Nevertheless, I am back to banking stupid coin again, tossing bearshitters down elevator shafts, having horses kick them in the fucking face.

Commodities are decidedly higher. Romney trounced Obama in the debates. Dare I say, NAK is going the fuck higher today, a big middle finger to the devils at the EPA, who are so interested in saving “the environment.”

FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT.

May we all perish from the Black Lung, as rich as can be, addled with rare types of cancer– but exceedingly wealthy from our prospecting fortunes.

Top picks: DDD, OSG, PPC and JIVE

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18 Responses to Shorts Prepare to Get Grape Raped Ahead of Cocaine Gorilla Frenzy

Frog says:

I’m sure not. Maybe over on Zero Hedge.

What a crushing defeat for Obama. His chances of being re-elected are only 65.4% now.

http://www.intrade.com/v4/markets/contract/?contractId=743474

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TheOSU says:

Fly , have you thought about a children’s blog ?

SLW

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TraderCaddy says:

Yes.
How about a children’s book with some “pop out” pictures.
Maybe a book about how Tommy The Turtle takes a subway ride in NYC, stops off at Wall Street , goes inside and becomes a trader.

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The Fly says:

Pop out pictures that punch mustaches off.

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TraderCaddy says:

Good one.
Except the kids don’t have mustaches (we would hope).
Just the parents reading the book.
Maybe put a chip into the “pop out” that says something different all of the time.
Something with a Flyism.
Like “no homo” or “you are a fucktard” or your mommy and daddy is old” or “don’t get your dick cut off” (boy edition only.

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JTU says:

When that stupid guy who gets face-kicked by the horse gets up from the ground, he has the same look on his face as Obama did last night during the debate!

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jimmy_two_times says:

Would there have been any other reaction? I mean had 0Bama won the debtae it would have rallied regardless.

The way I see it is the ROmney win gives life to some sectors and specific stocks.

At the end of the day it really doesnt matter who wins there’s going to be gridlcock.

In the meantim the rhetoric is good.

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TraderCaddy says:

HPQ sales going to drag INTC below $20 eventually as well as some of the other tech companies tied into the “old” PC market.
Reminds me of when IBM was dead money during a market bull run in the late ’80s until it reinvented itself as a services provider (mostly).
A new revolution taking place.
HPQ will have to merge with DELL unless it spins off “everything” PC related.

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