iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BITCH!

The market is climbing, fucking all of you TZA players with animalistic barbarity.

I bought a few shares of SVU and now I’m off to do other things. Aside from having all of the flex ducts ripped the fuck out of my attic, replacing it with old school sheet metal, the expenditures at Casa del Fly remain at a paltry $2k per day. It’s a trifle compared to some of you 45,000 sq ft mansion types. I am a simple man, with modest needs and desires (ORBITAL SPACE CANNON, OSC). Beg my pardon.

Social media stocks are going up, yet I have no interest. Funny how that works. Shares of QCOR have been pummeled into the sand, yet I feel no sympathy for those who were caught 200% long.

My profit and loss for the day is about flat, nothing to see or do. My stocks are on siesta and I’ve concluded it’s better that I wait for them to come around, than to chase around the hot money like a Mexican whore.

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11 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    You seem to have the NAK for stocks my good man, if I may be so bold.

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  2. Mike

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…mexican whore (no Homer)

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  3. tdstrike

    The sheet metal unions of New York breath a sigh of relief knowing their pensions will be funded for another year.

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  4. moolahheaven

    Remember ‘My Sharona’? I’m so sad I missed the $NAK, but you hit a muthaFKIN homeRUN on that one my man, well done!

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    • moolahheaven

      Jay Z has admitted to being a convicted Drug dealer; Obama says he ‘admires him’?!?

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  5. Bernanke

    Whoop em gangnam style!

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  6. Sour Grapes

    look how Obama is getting the price of oil down, along with gaz & heating earl

    must be due to that peace in the middle east

    4 more years!

    😉
    8)

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    • moolahheaven

      He may be the first POTUS in history to use his office to manipulate markets for personal gain. What an accomplishment.

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  7. Heisenberg

    $2K per day for sheet metal? Geez.. I woulda done it for ya for my annual PPT dues covered… old school barter…

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  8. noodleboy

    this title describes my attitude towards this market exactly.

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