iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Money Machine

After I shut the computer down, earlier today, I expected to lose money. The market looked bad and I was overdue for a set-back. Lo and behold, the stock Gods blessed me, yet again, through the share advances of VHC and MCK–making it a profitable day for me.

Scientifically, I can’t lose money!

This market is a gift–cherish it.

At the close of trade, here are my top 5 positions.

MCK
VHC
NFLX (asshole)
LOGM
PLCM

For the day, I was up 0.3%, pressing my year to date gains to 26.5%.

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29 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. ALLPROz

    YELP is GOoD!

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  3. metalleg

    “Scientifically, I can’t lose money!”

    Instant classic

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  4. zookini

    long VLO AAPL AMT SLB MLNX CRM (by weight)

    short TIF PCLN

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  5. Sloop

    I have a 1/4 million dollar buy on NFLX at 37.

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  6. Sloop

    I hold a 90,000 share position on TC at 2.81 as we speak or write.

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  7. Sloop

    I also have 100 shares of MRVL

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  8. BottleRocket

    Are you unloading in AH? MCK and VHC taking a bit of a hit. You think MCK gets slammed if Romney wins?

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  9. trickdaddy

    I transferred my EBT balance to my brokerage account and bought MCD ….I’m lovin it

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  10. republicat

    My biggest winner this year has been corporate bonds and REIT’s.

    Those sweet days of making a few grand in a week on TNA and other rocket fuel ETFs – – – fading in the rear view mirror.

    This range is barely even a trading range, it’s a waiting range.

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  11. Mr.Pink

    How about some volume, Rambo is getting bored over here

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  12. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    RiggedGame aka Elizabeth Warren

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  13. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Clinton just beat the snot out of the GOP …. Even a caveman could understand what he said … LOL!!!

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    • fake amish

      Stop dreaming. This is not the fucking nineties. Slick Willie went senile for 50 minutes spewing nonsense.

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    • Sloop

      “Even a caveman could understand ” He sure knows his audience doesn’t he..LOL!

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks

        The reference was to all the unschooled rednecks that were about to be swayed by the lying sack of shit Paul “Brass Ones” Ryan … they just got re-educated.

        The GOP is toast if Bill campaigns for Obama …

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        • fake amish

          The so called “rednecks” were watching football. No amount of Clinton bullshit will matter for the 0. The buses in the ghettos and homeless shelters shipping the poor to the polls will tho.

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          • TeahouseOnTheTracks

            FA, you sound like a biggot … fuck the elderly, poor & children too right? But for you it’s all about the ghettos huh? Let’s add to the defense budget while cutting taxes for the wealthy again so, as Slick Willie said, we can “double down on trickle down.” Then we can add some “austerity” while trying to rebound from a depression (ala Europe) and if/when we get back to even the GOP can spend the rising tax revenues on more defense and tax cuts while the deficit continues to inflate … and the market deflates … What a plan!

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          • teabagging the fake
            teabagging the fake

            I think what fake means to say is that we should send the elderly,poor and children to war and profit like GOP bandits.

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  14. Sloop

    If Romney wins buy Coal stocks

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  15. Sloop

    I LOVE THE FLY!!

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  16. Odumbo

    Obama fucks! Shut the fuck up liberal assholes!

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