iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Nuts in a Vise

DMND embodies this market. The company has not performed admirably and as a result is saddled with an enormous short position, constituting almost half of the shares outstanding. Do you know what is about to happen to said shorts?

Good Sir, I implore you to step out of the FAZmobile and smell the roses. The air is filled with aromas of sweet ambrosia. The sky is made from cotton and the ground you walk on is candy (specifically jolly ranchers).

As you dick around, embedded in shorts to nowhere, I am banking coin.

I made back all of Friday’s losses, AND MORE, thanks to VHC, DMND, EXK and others. I do not pretend to know everything: I know everything.

This is, mind you, a long only market.

NOTE: the final iteration of the iBankCoin redesign is almost completed. Like I said, I am taking the site back to an old school era, Geocities 1996 and shit. I am entirely fixed on presenting financial information and commentary that is unmatched in the western hemisphere and have made it my stated goal to accomplish this task before the prophecies of the Mayans comes to fruition.

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26 comments

  1. zookini

    Haha Geocities

    Filled that hole $MRVL made with Ugg boots and Kettle Chips

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  2. moolahheaven

    Hail Caesar!

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  3. OG

    Would be a pretty good day if I didn’t own some YELP.

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  4. juice

    nice year le Fly .. congrats

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  5. jimmy_two_times

    Fly, I was enjoyinng a fine Nigerian cognac on the weekend coupled with a Kohibaa exquistley rollen by some Equadorians, when a flash hit me. What ever happened to your leveraged high risk account? still playing it? You had parlayed that from 100K to north of 1M in a year. Just wondering.

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  6. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    YHOO bought Geo for 3.57B and Broadcast.com for 6B. Chumps.

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  7. TraderCaddy

    As iBC is going back to circa 1996 Geocities, I will go to the attic and pull my 14.4k Modem (2400 baud) and call my old internet provider, Prodigy, so I can appropriately dial up.

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  8. noodleboy

    excellent indued

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  9. The Fly

    Thus far, my daily gains have been halved.

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  10. LKW

    Dear Sir Fly’

    I mean no disrespect but am here to point out the simple fact that your claim, no, your statement of possessing full knowledge is meaningless, in a word. Knowing all may fill your coffers, but what’s it for? Wheres the power and the gain if knowing all there is to know keeps the status quo fulfilled and satiated by the rape and take of said knowing?

    Playing this game is like a pretense of masculinity, a show, no more, a flash of cash infusion, bungie jumping, no true risk , a performance, etc.. http://tangentialtendencies.wordpress.com/2012/03/27/the-downward-bungee-jump-of-men-and-what-it-means-to-be-a-man/

    I mean no offense and I claim no market savviness, just saying maybe making it big as a trader’s a bit overrated. That’s as far as expertise takes a simple female like me, but it”s worth saying as I represent this silenced majority of common sense dreamologies.

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    • riggedgame

      Sharrup. You were just invited to Augusta National.

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    • The Fly

      BANNED

      hahahah

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    • Cascadian

      You fancy yourself superior in the respect of not knowing markets?

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      • LKW

        Superiority’s real. He knows all, it’s not a claim, he’s simply stating that fact. But what’s the ‘win’ worth, is all I’m asking. The market may disappear tomorrow, yet, we’re still superior.

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  11. republicat

    1996? This market is getting close to acting the same as those glory bull years.

    Minus 20 may become the new minus 200.

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  12. The Fly

    my gains are back!

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    • TraderCaddy

      You may be spending too much time staring at the screen.
      Volatility apparently is not coming back at least until after Labor Day.
      Grab a bike or a fishing pole and head over to that old D&R Canal Trail and get some fresh air.

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  13. ruggyup

    Speaking of reiterations, this one size fits all shoe is available to all:

    “People who think they know everything are a
    great annoyance to those of us who do.”
    ~ Isaac Asimov

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  14. mike

    APPL….has ben berry berry goot to me!! (no garrett morris)

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  15. Cascadian

    HSY makes Jolly Rancher…

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  16. jg

    El o el o el o el o l

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