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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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NUTS, For the Win

You know I wasn’t even interested in DMND until some weird anti-semetic guy– with jewish sounding names– started to pump “DMND short to zero” posts on iBC? His posts were so stupid, so inane, totally devoid of any semblance of reason, I knew the stock was going higher, much higher.

People who know do not waste time leaving desperate comments on websites. Understand something, iBankCoin is the cooperstown of this blogging game; but the people that come to visit are often miscreants, dirty, stupid people, only interested in self-promotion. I built this site with my own hands, painfully gripping hammers and driving nails into the coffins of short sellers, since 2007. I have a gift for reading people, feeling the waves before they are visible to the masses.

There is a wave coming in the shares of DMND, much to the chagrin of Mr. Weinstein. I am here to collect his money and transfer it into Mrs. Fly home decor slush fund, so that she may purchase Persian rugs and ancient Roman vases, all for the explicit purposes of insanity.

Do not bet against the man in the time machine, small plebs, for he has already seen the future and knows what it brings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nruro2d4YCo

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34 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    OSC program progress?

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  2. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Nuts.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LXCnsBo8Vs

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  3. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Too funny – I hope you don’t mind but I’m leaving that guy’s comment on my post, kind of like the body silhouette chalk line.

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  4. The Pirate Trader
    The Pirate Trader

    I don’t have a time machine, so I’m not as certain about the future. But I’m long a decent portion of my portfolio from 18.35 and I’m targeting 22.50.

    The shorts are walking the plank and my sword is in their back. Starving sharks swarm the sea waiting for their meal, and I plan to deliver it.

    NUTS ARE GOLD.

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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  5. tc44

    Got $WNR with those nuts Mr Fly?

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  6. JTU

    Care to share your target price for DMND? Just curious to know if you feel It’s not too late for an entry.

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  7. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    You’re lucky you are having such a good year, because I know Mrs. Fly is no doubt burning through cash at a sensational clip.

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  8. The Fly

    I have an unlimited amount of money.

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  9. the Bull

    Anyone else having iphone issues with IBC? I can get everything but the latest blog posts.

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  10. venter

    I thank Sir Fly for the heads up on DMND, purchased some “nuts” at $18.74 last week, holding till?

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  11. razorsedge

    was out on my boat today. it was great. dolphins were runnig in the wake off the bow. so i guess its true:it good to have a porpoise in life!

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  12. Fly's Unemployed Brooklyn Editor

    Give me a break ovah heah. Enough wit da semi-colons and da conjunctions, pal! Yous gots seweous problems buddy. Out on da street wit me is where you’ll be wit dat gramma!

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  13. razorsedge

    i love the street. (.com)and my gramer is dead. your problem is that you lack imagination. everyone in this country can make a buck ya just have to look!(and work) today i spent 300 on fuel, but made 3x that. so if i can help you’s let me know!

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  14. razorsedge

    semi colin is a half ass comment…..yuck yuck yuck

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  15. gravestonedoji

    You didn’t build this site…a faceless slovenly 350# porker with beef gravy dripping off his double chin and down onto his Krispy Kreme donut did. When are people going to learn? Will it really take re-education camps in His second term for it to sink in?

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  16. The Fly

    The semi colons are correct

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  17. razorsedge

    wheres alucher when ya need him>?was the main reason i liked da street!

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  18. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    Weinstein is not a member of the tribe. He is a real schmendrick and knows babkes.

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    • JakeGint

      I am concerned, as I know who Steve the Neighbor really is, and he really should know how to spell “bupkis.”

      IOW, he doesn’t just play a doctor on TV.

      ________

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  19. W.K.L.

    Finally, Fly. You’ve said something interesting.

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  20. Nef Rap

    eat my BOX

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  21. ruggyup

    Ignore and be happy. Today I spoke with a shrewd gent originally from Chicago who just returned from a 6 week business trip to Italy. I asked him what opinion he had of the Italian economy. His two word dissertation was, “totally fucked” And he added, “just like the U.S. will be in 3 years”. Rest of the story another time.

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    • JakeGint

      One of the blessings God bestows upon us is that Europe is always 5-20 years ahead of us in regards to man-made disasters.

      Unfortch, with Bootracks Orbanson as Prezdent, that delta has shrunk precipitously.

      ____________

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