iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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My Sails Need Wind

I want nothing more than to inflict irreversible damage to those who are short TEA, DECK, CTRP, EXK and DMND. I want the VHC shorts to suffer too; but it’s not time for that show to being just yet. Mind you, the above stocks are big positions of mine, constituting the majority of my trading assets under management. However, I can’t even get excited about their progress thanks to the rakish effects that MRVL is having on my psyche.

I need my balls to swing low and my website to stick spears in the eyes of her enemies. Why, we’re on the verge of revolutionizing iBankCoin to an old school setting and I can’t even get excited about that. The studios at iBC have produced a horror film, for your eyes to behold, and still, I feel nothing but apathy–all thanks and praise to the dickless bastards who are running MRVL into the dirt.

May the Gods of Bones crush their skulls and grind them into dust.

Into the latter hours of the day, my losses are being offset, now down just 1.8%. I have several stocks on my radar worth purchase; but I have no desire to do anything but grow my beard and do push-ups until my arms fall off.

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9 comments

  1. zookini

    I averaged down into that mess, looking to let it go soon.

    ebay aapl aig help the psyche.

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  2. Great Unwashed

    Break like the wind!

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  3. TraderCaddy

    The major and regional banks look ready for a tradebot takeoff

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  4. Obummer gonna win
    Obummer gonna win

    $NG has been en fuego lately. Waiting for a pullback to get in.

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  5. noodleboy

    I feel that. I just got back from a long bike ride, sporting a mens LULU hoodie (no zucker)

    Are you looking for a pop to sell MRVL on?

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  6. Erik

    Just one question, how come you have not followed up on DDD that you wrote about back in march/april. It seems to have been an excellent idea so far (never bought any though).

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  7. charlie

    Take to the oars!

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  8. phytobedo

    Don’t worry, your mood will cycle. You’ll be drinking tiger balm, I mean blood, again soon.

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  9. Raise Taxes, Raise Spending
    Raise Taxes, Raise Spending

    Is there any chance FB is a good risk at these prices?

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