IT’S TEA TIME BITCHES.
Tea will trade higher over the coming days and weeks ahead, based upon the caprices of the celestials drinking their beverages.
VHC is NOT the new VHS.
Virnetx is the largest holding in “The Devil’s” portfolio. Betting against him usually results in something evil happening to your net worth. All of you clown-fuckers who are short, will feel the heat soon.
EL is NOT just for chicks and homosexuals.
Real men, such as myself, own EL in size and hope to make great fortunes off the transvestite population spending habits. Also, it’s worth noting, all of the males on CNBC use their products to cover up blemishes and to colour their faces for the cameras.
EXK is a case study in mathematical precision.
This has been plucked out of the pits of tar by The PPT, chosen for its undeniable and sublime compliance with the laws of mathematics. In short, it’s going higher.
Move over Chipotle, a JACK-ass is in town.
Americans love to take Mexican land and eat their food. As a result, shares of CMG have soared in recent years. Well, the good folks over at JACK are opening Mexican eateries called QDOBA (sp?) faster than you can say carajo. Americans will eat at such fine establishments in grotesque numbers. It’s going higher.
Lastly, I am saddened to report YELP is at my average sale price now and looks to be taking off. Out of all of the social networking stocks, YELP is the best. You shouldn’t bet against “The Fly” because he knows his shit. I am not delighted with the prospect of seeing YELP gap higher like this, without my monies deposited into the shares. Hopefully the bastards from Seeking Alpha will pen another “hit piece”, declaring YELP to be nothing more than a mafia driven extortion ring, allowing me to get back in.
Where are the assholes when you need them?