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Costanza Tape

The market was supposed to get crushed today, under the heavy weight of a poor payrolls number. TLT is supposed to be off to the races, as it has for the past 10 years. Europe is supposed to get flushed down the toilet bowl, with Turkey following it into the sewer pipe.

BUT THE EXACT OPPOSITE OCCURRED.

I am back in.

I sold out the entirety of my VXX because America is back, motherfucker. I am celebrating the 2nd term of Obama today through the purchase of stocks, in extreme and fanatic fashion.

I can’t lose.

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14 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. Gary

    Who is the RANK AMATEUR NOW? (pun intended)…Indeed

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  3. Patrick

    Oh my god

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  4. TheOSU

    I just stoped by to……….
    fll in the blanks .

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  5. Anton

    Did the PPT foresee this Costanza rally or did it predict Armageddon?

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  6. The Fly

    PPT was 6 mo OVERSOLD yesterday.

    I am 45% cash.

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  7. republicat

    Mr. Fly:
    Can you tell the grandchildren a story and pick one of the following:

    ~ Oil and related
    ~ NG and same
    ~ Tech
    ~ Agricultural
    ~ Financial (not big banks)

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  8. OG

    This is why I don’t fuck with TVIX or VXX anymore.

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  9. rru2s

    But even god couldn’t save the Molycorp bagholders…

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  10. juice

    histerical

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  11. Fly Leech

    This looks like a perfect Costanza trade. I just bought VXX.

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  12. flyaway18

    TBT looks interesting here, only problem Doug Kass is so long it, I’m afraid to buy because of him, lol.

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  13. moolahheaven

    I must admit today’s move left me mystified. I took profit where I could and stayed in the dugout… Just too weird.

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